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turn your alarm off
C F
seeing a friend
C F
i hear it again
C F C F
when i heard it last i can't remember when
C F
but i know this shit
C F
their alarm just won't quit
C F C F
two low tones then two high and repeat for a bit
F Gm C Gm
have you left home and let it free to ring all day
F Gm C Gm
or are you dead again with no chance to wake
in any case
A# Am
turn your alarm off
A# Am
turn your alarm off
A# Am Gm F
if i can hear it many others must too
what's wrong with you
A# Am
turn your alarm off
A# Am
turn your alarm off
A# Am Gm F
don't you know i've got some writing to do
intro: B G#m D#m F# x4 B D#m G#m D#m F# B while i'm witnessing a ship crawling towards the horizon D#m my vision lands upon what seems to be a meteor progressing through the sky G#m townsfolk accumulate along the rocky shore D#m pointing and watching F# the old astronomer sees through his monocular what appears to be a brilliant silver disk
Dm F
special thanks to oily bastard
G# D# G# C# x3
G# D# G# C# G#
G# D#
in the year of 2013
G# C#
we drove to a gamestop
G# D#
and we purchased wii fit plus
G# C#
and we were eager to try it out
G#
and we did
D#
we played it every day
G# C#
and we got super thin
G# D# G# C# G#
we got super thin in 2013
(same thing)
D# A#m
in the year of 2016
D# G#
i lost my favorite pokémon card
D# A#m
my full art kyurem ex
D# G#
that i’d had since i was eight
D#
i was super bummed
A#m
but then i saw
D# G#
it was like 7 dollars on amazon
D# G#* G#
i lost my ex in 2016
*normal inversion. all other G#s are G#/D# (on piano)
(just B) C5 (just B) C5 (just B) Em(no5)
Em5 Cmaj7(no3)/G
i'm gonna miss this room a great big deal
Cmaj7(no5)/E C5
it's got an age-old unmatchable comfy feel
E7(no3) Amadd4/D
and when i say goodbye to this room it’s gonna hurt for real
E7(no3) Amadd4/D
when i say goodbye to this room it’s gonna hurt for real
Am7(no5) Fmaj7(no5)/E Dm Fmaj7(no5)/E Dm
intro:
synth: G F#m G F#m G F#m Em F#m G F#m G F#m
arpeggio: D/F# A/E
D/F#
let's say you have a milkshake
A/E
and say i’ve got one too
D/F#
and i pull out my big-ass crazy straw
A/E
that goes across the room
G F#m G F#m G
and then i drink your milkshake
F#m Bm
i drink it up! (drink it up!)
A/E
i drink it up! (drink it up!)
Bm/F#
i drink it up! (drink it up!)
G F#m G F#m G
i drink your milkshake
F#m Bm
i drink it up! (drink it up!)
A/E
i drink it up! (drink it up!)
Bm/F#
i drink it all up! (drink it up!)
G F#m G F#m G F#m
so don’t think you can outsmart me
Bm A/E Bm/F# G/D
G F#m G F#m G F#m C Bm C Bm C Bm
A#sus4 G# A#sus4
Fm (ed, ed, ed, you get to bed) no! Cm (you get to bed this minute) no! Fm (ed, ed, ed, you get to bed) no! Cm (you get to bed this minute) shut up! Fm Cm Fm Cm
E A/E G#m/B Cm/E
C#m7(no3) G#m(no3)/B Bmaj7(no3)
C F/A goodbye my ct-403 C F/A you've been kind, so very kind to me Dm/A C/G but now it's finally time for us to part ways Dm/A C/G thank you for making me happy with your funny sounds for all our days together oh yeah C F/A C F/A goodbye my casiotone C F/A i'm sorry that i have to leave you all alone Dm/A C/G but i'll be back again for thanksgiving break Dm/A C/G and i'm looking forward to the memories we'll continue to make together oh yeah oh yeah C F/A goodbye my ct-403 Dm C goodbye my ct-403 C F/A goodbye my ct-403 Dm C goodbye my ct-403 C F/A goodbye my ct-403 Dm C goodbye my ct-403 C F/A goodbye my ct-403 Dm C goodbye my ct-403
intro: Cm C#add9(no3)/C(top note: C#) A7♭5(top note: D#) A7#5(top note: F) A9♭5/G(top note: G) A9♭5/G(top note: F) A9♭5/G(top note: G) A9♭5/G(top note: F) x2 Cm/G D#7(no5)/G A7♭5 A7#5(#9) you're not the one that i was looking for D#7#5/G C#9♭5/G D#7#5/G C#9♭5/G the elusive one escapes Cm/G D#7(no5)/G but i'm thankful to be here A7♭5 A7#5(#9) sitting in the bush D#7#5/G C#9♭5/G D#7#5/G bumping the ambience C#9♭5/G yeah Cm Baug F/C C#aug x8
intro: A/E G/D Dm/F G5 A Bm F#m/A i am a filmmaker E/G# F#m7(no3) i can see myself Bm F#m/A 8 feet away E/G# F#m7(no3) facing myself Bm F#m/A i am wes anderson
C G/B A# F/A
bring my green cd
C G/B A# F/A
with me to do laundry
C G/B A# F/A
chill out here, a loner
C G/B A# F/A
while my roommates have people over
C/G G F C/E
i can hardly record these days
C/G G F C/E C G/B A# F/A
even when i do i need a noise gate
C G/B A# F/A
C G/B A# F/A
switch my clothes to the dryer
C G/B A# F/A
enjoy the natural reverb
C G/B A# F/A C G/B A# F/A
but a group of friends are watching Anchorman right next to me
C G/B A# F/A
i can hardly record these days
C G/B A# F/A C G/B
even when i do i need a noise gate
A# F C G/B A# F
i need a noise gate
C G/B A# F/A
yeah
C G/B A# F/A
yeah
C G/B A# F/A x2
C/G
E/B B E/B A/C#
to write a song, inherently, is to steal
E/B B E/B A/C#
and you might not even know who you stole it from
E/B B
but if you do, try your best
E/B A/C#
to avoid making it obvious
E/B B E/B
'cause you might end up lookin' like a hack
E/B B E/B A/C#
to write a song is a beautiful thing to do
E/B B E/B A/C#
you're finding something you can only find in you
E/B B
a diamond is someone else's rock
E/B A/C# E/B
that was swallowed up and adopted by the earth
B E/B
until it transformed
E/B B E/B A/C# E/B B
(in the year of 2013 we drove to a gamestop and we purchased wii fit plu-)
G what does it take F#m i'm ready G F#m i've got a chisel and a hammer in my hand G what do i need F#m i've gotta know this G F#m i've got some money and a shopping list G eyes locked on the door it could open at any time any time what if they're already here hiding taking videos of me i need to know when i need to run away run away G what should i say F#m i'm listening
D# G#/C Cm Gm/A# A# x6 Cm/G A#/F A#/F G# Cm/G A#/F A#/F x15
i got a couple o' keyboards, a little guitar
a harmonica, a stylophone, but i still want more
C
that's right
i want every instrument tonight
F/A C
yeah, i want at least one of every single instrument tonight
i love my casio keys, they're all so fine
C
i want every one from at-1 to zt-999
C
that's right
i want every instrument tonight
F/A C
yeah, i want at least one of every single instrument tonight
tell 'em, boys
(he wants every instrument, from percussion to woodwinds)
F/A C
(he wants every instrument, from percussion to woodwinds)
F/A C/G
(he wants every instrument, from percussion to woodwinds)
C
i got my sax from middle school i never returned
i try not to be a consoomer but forever i yearn
for earthly possessions that i can play
and hey, even john lennon had that steinway
C
that's right
i want every instrument tonight
yeah, i want at least one of every single instrument tonight
(don't get it twisted, now)
F7
intro:
C# Cm A#m Cm C#
C# Cm A#m
but i'm just not hungry tonight
Cm C#
i'm full and i feel alright
Cm A#m
i'd go out and get something but
Cm C#
there's literally no void in my gut
C# Cm A#m
no, i'm just not hungry tonight
Cm C#
i'm full and i feel alright
Cm A#m
i'd go out and get something but
Cm C#
there's literally no void in my gut
C7 F/C C F/C
G
i had a dream
C
you two were ripped to pieces by some careless folk
Csus2 G
i'm glad you two are alright but i haven't got a lot of time
C
the stench of those awful plants outside is fresh in my mind
G
i've got to go to the right classroom this time
C Csus2
G
this is what you do
C
put your things together like a stupid quilt
Csus2 G
that's it now you've got it you're a regular johnny song
intro:
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E A#/F C/G F/A
Am/C Dm
blue in the face
A#/D C/E
blue in the eyes
A#/F
blue in the teeth
C F/C
blue in the tongue
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue beneath my fingernails
A#/F C/G F/A
blue within my skull
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue inside my spinal cord
A#/F C/G F/A
just blue overall
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E A#/F C/G F/A
Am/C Dm
blue in the hair
A#/D C/E
blue in the lungs
A#/F
blue in the liver
C F/C
blue in the bones
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue beneath my fingernails
A#/F C/G F/A
blue within my skull
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue inside my spinal cord
A#/F C/G F/A
just blue overall
my organs are blue
my blood cells are blue
my neurons are blue
my stem cells are blue
my atoms are blue
my protons are blue
my neutrons are blue
(if i had to guess, i'd say the quarks are blue)
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue beneath my fingernails
A#/F C/G F/A
blue within my skull
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue in both my ventricles
A#/F C/G F/A
blue within my balls
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue beneath my fingernails
A#/F C/G F/A
blue within my skull
Dm/F C/G F/A Am/E
blue inside my spinal cord
A#/F C/G F/A
just blue overall
C/E Am/E Em
A#/D F/C Gm/A# D#/A#
C Dm
D
when the sun goes down
the skaters come out
when the sun goes down
the skaters come out
when the sun goes down
G
the skaters come out
A
the skaters come out
D
to play
D G D
D#m Fm C# A#m F#maj7 G#
F/C Dm A# C
F/C
the fiftieth one, that means it’s nigh
Dm
to high time that i’ve said goodbye
A#
to this really neat challenge that i liked
C
so, i’m gonna take a hike
F/C
but one thing before i do
Dm
just wanted to give a little thank you
A#
to all the zany people on fawm
C
who left comments from viewpoints that i couldn’t have gotten anywhere else
F/C Dm A# C
F/C
actually there’s another thing
Dm
i wanted to end on a really grand note
A#
so this is ben, over ‘n’ out
C
and now for a super cool wall of sound
F/C
(woah ye-he-heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooo)
bye