wait no go back
go all the way back
for songs that have no other place to go.
the island of misfit songs, if you will.
x-ray vision
(submission for Newgrounds' AIM 2024 contest, where you make a song based on a piece of art somebody else made)
let me look at you
i have x-ray vision
that we might meld into
each other's aspic skin
through us we boil down
we are magnet bound
that we might freeze forever
and be for 1,000 years
you unlock a primal emotion
you summon something within me
you give me x-ray vision
the world disappears when we are we
i can't see i don't want to
i can't move i don't want to
i can't leave when i want you
i can't be what is not you
i can't see i don't want to
i can't move i don't want to
i can't leave when i want you
i can't be what is not you
i don't remember
the layout of this room
it could be 5 in the morning
it doesn't even matter
we are now animals
society knows us no more
i want to feel you
everywhere i can
i suggest a more apt revision
you remove the junk within me
you give me x-ray vision
the world disappears when we are we
i can't see i don't want to
i can't move i don't want to
i can't leave when i want you
i can't be what is not you
i can't see i don't want to
i can't move i don't want to
i can't leave when i want you
i can't be what is not you
Tim, I Wish You Weren't Such a Douche
(parody of "Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl" by of Montreal)
tim, wish you weren't such a douche
wish you weren't such a douche
so that you wouldn't piss me off so much
you're pissin' me off right now
because of the way how
you act so unaffected all the time
wish you weren't such a dick
wish you weren't such an ass
you really strike a nerve with me, you get me fuming fast
i'm sick of all your shit
can't take much more of it
so i just wanted to say
fuck you, tim
the ball 2
(parody of "the ball" by me)
i do not remember a single word of the verse
(i pushed it out of my mind) because it was so cringe (ooh!)
saw beta theta talent line, said "i'll take a whack!"
but then i just didn't try, and the song sucked ASS!
it's the ball keeps rolling rolling, ball keeps rolling
it's the ball keeps rolling rolling, ball keeps rolling
(and crumbles everything beneath it) (beep!)
(hey ben! i listened to your song. it SUCKED!)
(and you know what? i think ya STINK, i think you're UGLY, i think you're a no-good yellow-bellied hipster moron who will contribute nothing to the world!)
(go suck a lemon, you trifling coward! give that hair to someone who deserves it!)
(catch ya later, BITCH IDIOT!)
Fast Rats Facts
(submission for a compilation album which as far as i'm aware was never realized)
(formatting of text will change with every new voice i do)
rats have twelve boobs
rats have twelve boobs
rats have twelve boobs
rats have twelve boobs
this one has ten
where's the last pair
no idea
(huh.)
rats have twelve boobs
rats have twelve boobs
rats have twelve boobs
rats wuh eh buh. uh!
rats are sacred in hindu faith
rats also appear on the zodiac
rats have twelve boobs
rats have twelve boobs
rats only live for about 2, 3 years
rats come in varied pigments of fur
rats are an interesting animal
but the utmost inter-esting fact by far
is that rats have twelve boobs
rats have twelve boobs
(and now: for some fake fast rats facts. begin!)
rats don't sleep laying down. instead, they sleep levitating 2 inches off the ground.
rats can comprehend every spoken language except for french.
rats, when inflated, can reach 3 feet in diameter.
rats tend to agree that dead or alive is the best band of all time.
rats cannot see the color lilac.
rats have a better understanding of the subtle meaning of paintings than people do.
rats are secretly elton john in disguise.
rats have thirteen boobs.
(WHAAAT?! THEY DO NOT! YOU LISTEN HERE YOU SNOT NOSED LIAR! RATS HAVE TWELVE BOOBS! THAT'S HOW IT'S BEEN, AND THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS WILL BE! THERE'S NO REASON IT HAS TO CHA-)
(my goodness, i don't believe it! you mean to tell me that thirteen boobs is the count of boobs on a rat, when i can look at a picture and see twelve, exactly twelve boobs? that is completely ridiculous, and i d-)
PragerU Rap (The Left Wants to Take Your Penis)
(i do not remember why i made this)
hey, guys, it's dennis prager
don't worry, thank me later
yeah
the left is coming for you
so i'll tell you what to do
if you should face them
they shrink at the very sound
of any right-wing propaganda
like turning point usa or something
don't look them straight in the eye
or you will turn to stone and die
just show them a picture of ben shapiro
just know that i'll always be with you
i'll stand with you in your fight with the left
if anybody wants to say that they're not bad
just remember this one fact
the left wants to take your penis
and shove it into a paper shredder
they only care about their own ideas (the left wants your penis)
(to turn to tofu so they feed the vegans)
the left wants to take your penis
and shove it into a paper shredder
they only care about their own ideas (the left wants your penis)
(to turn to tofu so they feed the vegans)
yeah, that's actually true. they wanna rip o- your penis off, 'cause they want you to turn into a woman. because they think that women are better than men.
i don't know why, because men are obviously better than women. in literally every single way. every single way possible. there is no way that a woman is better than a man. because my name is dennis prager. and you've- you're watching PragerU. with guest speaker ben shapiro. who will now speak. (thanks, dennis.)
if we are to believe that your left flawed logic is to be believed
answer me this one simple hypothetical which i am now going to present to you:
if global warming is so real, like you all say
how can i do this one thing that i can show to you today?
it's cold out right now. it's cold out right now.
so if i were to take off my jacket, why would i get cold?
see, that's the problem
global warming isn't a problem
the temperature rise is so small, that, um...
...oh, what's that?
the song ended?
well, let's say, hypothetically, that i were to extend the length of the song a little bit more, so that i could keep explaining, k- be- because- 'cause i'm not done yet.
i bet you're a part of the left, too, you're being really- ...pushin' it with me here right now.