Reading Machine tabs

D/A                    Dsus4/A
i flex my neck muscles
                  D/A
and then they get sore
       C/G
in the morning
   D/A
it only makes me notice them more

G/D
it's not a nervous thing i'm sure of it
                 C
at least i don't think so
        D
i don't think so
        D/A
i don't think so

c#7no3                       g#mno5/B
i find a job that looks cool
                    c#7no3
i apply for the job
            g#mno5/B
i get hired

i have too many jobs

      Gno5      C5
i dropped bombs
          Gno5    Gsus2no5 C Csus2
on the wrong city
       Gno5       C5
i dropped A-bombs
          Gno5    Gsus2no5 C Csus2
on the wrong city

  Dm/F             C/D        F               C
i must have put a typo when i sent it to the guy
             Dm/F            C/D          F            C
in charge of sending out the telegraph to all the navigators

oh, i screwed up

Dm                             Am
against a background of sky my rotors fly
Dm                          Am
along a concentric path and they don't know why
Dm                         Am
the universe does not care who i am
Dm              Am
but neither do i

F/C                  Am/C
i know my name and i know what i do
F/C                      Am/C
i can't do anything that i don't want to
F/C                         Am/C
the universe will see to it i don't move
F/C            Am/C
and i do not care

G
i had a dream
                                        C
you two were ripped to pieces by some careless folk
                        Csus2               G
i'm glad you two are alright but i haven't got a lot of time

WARNING: THE TAB YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS STUPID AND BAD. I WROTE THIS INSTRUMENTAL BEFORE I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.

Dno5
unassuming

simple youngling

B5/A#      Esus2/A#  Bm/A#      F#add4/A#
it screams open your arms for me
B5/A#    Esus2/A#        Bm/A#  F#add4/A#
i represent the safety of heat
B5/A#         Esus2/A#  Bm/A#      F#add4/A#
you all may rejoice, you all may rejoice
Am/C              C#mM7no5/C     Csus2  Fno5/A
the winter's gone and i am here again

--------Here, here's a tab I made that should sound cooler--------

D A Gmaj7
unassuming
D  A   Gmaj7
simple youngling

C#m        Bm        A           A/G#
it screams open your arms for me
C#m      Bm              A     A/G#
i represent the safety of heat
F#m/C#        E/B  D/A             Gmaj7
you all may rejoice, you all may rejoice
F#m               E              D    Amaj7
the winter's gone and i am here again

F#                                B/F#
she's just tryin' to look out for you
F#                               B/F#
she doesn't want you to be alone
F#                            B/F#
and you don't either you know
                   F#  B/F#
unless you're mistaken

B             A#m
you've got to go attend
B               A#m
game night with evelyn
B    A#m                  B       A#m
your future friends will be there
B                A#m                 B  A#m
who you'll still talk to when you're 48

when you're

(remember to add that little blue note (D) after every B/F# in the verse)

C                         Em/B
the bensity index is at a record low
C                                   Em/B
whether that's due to them or me is up to interpretation i guess
C                       Em/B
i knew my reflexes were slow
    C                                            Em/B
but shouldn't this frog even try to jump out the boiling water or something

Cmaj7                  Csus4maj7#5
i've got the flags in my hand

i've got the choice to make
Cmaj7                           Csus4maj7#5
my hands are quickly turning to stone so it's time to bite the bullet i think