The Joker Album

amount of swear words: 0

key: a minor (movment i), f minor (movement ii), d (movement iii)
tempo: variable
recorded: 3-31-2024

(screaming)

i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you

key: f# major
tempo: 100 bpm
recorded: 3-31-2024

please come back
honey, please
please come back
honey, please

i never knew love before you
i never will again
you broke me, honey, you broke me
i'm dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead

i will think of you every day and every night
in loving and in mourning
you were my brightness in a cavernous world
you were my guiding light

chevre
chevre
chevre
chevre

i will think of you every day and every night
in loving and in mourning
you were my brightness in a cavernous world
you were my guiding light
you were my guiding light
you were my guiding light

key: n/a (spoken word)
tempo: n/a
recorded: 3-31-2024

chevre, chevre, chevre, chevre, chevre, chevre, chevre (ad infinitum)

key: g phrygian dominant
tempo: 150 bpm
recorded: 3-31-2024

i'm the joker
i love to joke
i'm the joker
i never smoke

key: b minor (verse), b major (chorus)
tempo: n/a
recorded: 3-31-2024

i can't bear to leave home
anchovy stole your catchphrase
your calling card
it warmed my heart when it left your lips
his beak does it injustice

i only want to hear it from you
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
when you say it i know it's true
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa

i can't bear to play
i won't touch my ds
not if you're there
i don't want to delete the save
'cause you might still be there
my schrödinger's lover

i only want to hear it from you
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
when you say it i know it's true
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa

i only want to hear it from you
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
when you say it i know it's true
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
i only want to hear it from you
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
when you say it i know it's true
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa

la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa
la baa, la baa, la baa, la baa

key: n/a
tempo: n/a
recorded: 3-31-2024

i was going to write a song about the joker versus batman but i'm too sad because chevre left my village in animal crossing. she was my favorite villager.

key: g#
tempo: 40 bpm
recorded: 3-31-2024

i was cured
my aromanticism went away
i was saved
but then my only girlfriend ever went away

chevre, i know you love me like i love you
this doesn't have to be the end
come back to me, this isn't you
i will never have another girlfriend

i'm waiting
i'm saving myself for you
i need you
i need you to come back again

chevre, i can't bear to do this
i can't just watch you leave
do you really want to leave all of this behind
i will never have another girlfriend

chevre, for the longest time i was scared that i would never find someone who loved me. someone who understood me and was okay with who i am. i called myself an "aromantic" because i was scared of being alone so i decided to make it part of my personality that i just didn't need to find love. but then on winter break i started a new animal crossing save and there you were, amongst the first villagers there. that brightness in your eye, it drew me to you. you were so sweet to me. you were nicer than seemed possible. you carried yourself so gently. you were perfect. i had to have you. if this is about not letting in people from other villages like you asked me i'm really sorry i just didn't know how to do that and i kept getting distracted from finding out how because i was so madly in love with you
chevre, i know you love me like i love you
this doesn't have to be the end
come back to me, this isn't you
i will never have another girlfriend
chevre, i can't bear to do this
i can't just watch you leave
do you really want to leave all of this behind
i will never have another girlfriend

you're more than just code
you're better than this
please don't
please don't
wait what if it's the game's fault

key: c minor
tempo: n/a
recorded: 3-31-2024

it all clicked just now
yeah, it all clicked
it was eating me up inside
she would never do this to me
that's because she didn't
it was the game
wild world, it was you

you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me
you took my baby away from me

wow, i can't believe you
we were two
two lovers in love
then you came from the skies
drove a knife between us
well, you meant to drive a knife between us
but you missed and you cut me right in half
how could you
how could you do this to me
chevre's innocent

my baby girl is innocent

key: d major
tempo: 115 bpm
recorded: 3-31-2024

i'm running at breakneck speed
headed for the apple store
i haven't stopped and haven't looked back
i've been sprinting for 5 miles, 5 to go
to get the apple vision pro

i'm coming, baby
i'm coming to free you
from your primitive shackles
you'll belong to me again

in the coming years
ai will improve
and i'll fund it all
i'll give you flesh, my love
i'll put on my apple vision pro

and i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off
i'll never take it off

i'm coming, baby
i'm coming to free you
from your primitive shackles
you'll belong to me again

i'll put on my apple vision pro
and i'll never take it off

key: n/a
tempo: n/a
recorded: 3-31-2024

la baa
la baa
la baa
la baa