sorry to bother you but somebody just told me that the thing that i'd been doing for let's say so many years was not allowed don't know if they said why because i ate forgetful pie so i forgot wait what were we talking about just then this new thing hurts why do they tell me to expect the worst even though the thing from before was a-okay is that all yeah i think so alright sorry i just felt like i was forgetting something bye / you didn't see anything there is nothing there just lay down lay back down there was nothing you didn't hear anything i didn't hear or see anything just lay down there is nothing but us you're safe now just lay down you're safe lay down you're safe lay down you're safe / nine forty-eight nine thirty-three ten twenty-two ten fifteen nine fifty-seven nine twenty-six nine thirty-one and then my mother picks me up after school instead of taking the train eleven twenty-four eleven forty-eight eleven thirty-seven eleven thirty-five eleven eleven eleven twenty-nine eleven-fifteen eleven forty-two twelve o four will this be over soon march twenty-seven april thirteen never again this is too much for me / you'll see them you'll free them you'll breathe them you'll be them you'll see them you'll free them you'll breathe them you'll be them you see them out there the people from the before times you want to hug them but you are not allowed to touch you're being patient the most patient you've ever been but it seems endless you wonder when the new life begins when i was happy way back when i had my friends when i slept easy way back when the world made sense they said tomorrow it came to be another day your stress is pent up and there's nowhere to throw it away i feel your pain here trust me now i really do why don't you believe me wait a minute who are you when i was happy way back when i had my friends when i slept easy way back when the world made sense just one place to hide no one to confide believe me i've tried just one place to hide no one to confide believe me i've tried just one place to hide take a step back no one to confide believe me i've tried don't just stare at the beaten path when you were when you were when you were when you were when you were when you were you can't go back when i was happy way back when i had my friends when i slept easy way back when the world made sense when i was happy way back when i had my friends when i slept easy way back when the world made sense it's a beautiful day in this neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor would you be mine could you be mine / oh brother do as i say not as i do oh brother don't hurt me i don't hurt you i know i'm big and i know you're small but we're each our own person damn it all oh brother oh brother why don't you listen to me oh brother let up your bargain listen to jargon oh brother double standard / reported i wanna be corrected i wanna be directed track me back to the start of my life i wanna be berated i want it fabricated track me back to the first of my lies / when look sky feel good big eye when look ground sad eye big frown / don't forget place your bet can't forget willammette don't forget place your bet can't forget willammette / someone wrong is a fun thing to do i can't abet it i can't encourage it the white fills the sky i can tell you're nervous not like you don't deserve it the wind starts to die but not when you're saying i trust you together we can don't know if you can or i can but we can this is the information age anything you want you can get together we can don't know if you can or i can but we have to are supposed to make you laugh nobody's laughing it's not funny you're not funny oh boy i really live alone i can do just what i please i can yell and sing all day there’s nobody left to hooray i really live alone have responsibilities i can go buy what i want nothing’s going to stop what joy i really live alone no one helps me through the fear want to see my mom and dad nobody can hear me scream we are the little creatures that live beneath your skin and should you make a noise at night to feast on your flesh we'll begin oh god i don't remember watching the pus as it travels so silently gone faster than it came still in the same spot it was two months ago it never began to decompose frozen in frame static in lame frozen in frame static in lame bubble and-a-and-a boil and-a-and-a bubble and-a-and-a boil and-a-and-a build up and build up and well i guess i'm glad can we try that again / i know another buyer sold rake in my gold hear her on the phone listen to her as she calls you a weirdo can't wait to find a place to put it ooh yeah can't wait to celebrate and boogie ooh yeah can't wait to devastate my brain ooh yeah can't wait to alleviate the pain ooh yeah when the river opened into the ocean a small stone floated to the bottom of the sea never to be seen again deahypeels pu my sight i see is suffering can someone give the pain to me i'm so deluded am i free have i reached peak lucidity i'm thinking back my view was black i'm gonna have a heart attack am i alive am i asleep oh god what's happening to me echolocation i'm on probation i lack ability to glean my situation echolocation i'm on probation i lack ability to glean my situation i've been released am i at peace i've really made it in one piece what was i like what did i say how does this chemical behave i fail to recognize the verity or sympathize with me the sight pays off so now i see to be kind to my memory bloodshot i am now sixteen years old i'm legally allowed to drive legally allowed to drive a car here i come there's something so magical something so ethereal you almost feel like it's not right 'cause it's never this way there's something so whimsical silence unimaginable there's no one to call for you here and i love it like this something thinking looking throat hurts back track health pack trying dying flying what’s the difference sulfur copper sodium melting mine now take it break it i don't know what the hell you think you're doing but i think it's working i think it's working siphoning thoughts i regret twisting my words so expertly my nightmare lives on my nightmare lives on mr. king said that you can't go backwards you can't go backwards you can't go backwards mr. king recalling one of the best one of the ones i'd never be my nightmare lives on my nightmare lives on a rift an imperfection a cut through the structure a structure that isn't really there no way to turn it back no way to undo the attack my nightmare lives on my nightmare lives on mr. king said that you can't go backwards you can't go backwards you can't go backwards mr. king recalling one of the best my nightmare lives on my nightmare lives on there’s something wrong with me something only i can see i could just let them see there’s something stopping me am i protecting something from being destroyed or am i more likely just being paranoid i want to go up to 'em show them what i can do-em what do i think’ll happen just get a bad reaction they kinda already know just not the length i go / if i wasn't real you'd tell me right / you didn't have to scare me like that to get what you wanted from me / i’m not scared of you what are you scared of me i wouldn’t blame you if you were it’s not new to me a god amongst men a sight for all to see i can’t imagine a world where there wasn’t me i’m stronger than you you’re weaker than me i’ll elevate myself to true pure sovereignty / oh bubbo you're a bona fide star you've hit the big leagues i knew you'd go far oh bubbo just thought you should know i'm an admirer of yours i'll be wherever you go the greatest one can be the B U double B O bubbo it's bubbo i know this one what's going on here and who are you hey this is easy you underestimate but there's a trick here a caveat i flip it over color drains from me the eyes are merely a window a window to the soul a window to the soul some will try to fool you so follow follow jesus and let him guide you you wouldn't want to upset jehovah would you / speak solemn slow and steady slink silent simple sandy seek solace so stupendous see silence so and send us stupidity surrounds survey the sea of sounds stalk sight of slightest signs surplus of stones that shine what have you learned what have you sown sown from the seeds you were supposed to have grown i ask the questions already known you have to look you have to find you have to go speak soft and always ready aggress but don’t get angry comply to oxymorons see silence grin and go on agree to what confounds pursue the absent sounds stalk sight of absent signs keep absent state of mind what have you learned what have you sown sown from the seeds you were supposed to have grown i ask the questions already known you have to look you have to find you have to go what have you learned what have you sown sown from the seeds you were supposed to have grown i ask the questions already known you have to look you have to find you have to go they want you to know they want you to know you didn’t know no oh you’re gonna be the end of me just just just wait a second and slow down oh wait you can’t cause it’s the ball keeps rolling rolling ball keeps rolling it’s the ball keeps rolling rolling ball keeps rolling rolling and crumbles everything beneath it hey man we're almost done just hang in there and finish this whole shit fest with a bang for you for me i believe in you man catch you later / thought i told you to go away didn't you hear i'm not in the mood today oh my god holy shit you just really don't want to quit i thought i told you not to go near can't you see i'm doing something else here well i guess i'm not but regardless i still want you to get lost look i know i'm being a little mean but i don't care fuck off where you grow up is who you become who owns your home is who you become what teaches you is what you choose to learn and what loves you is what you choose to love / uh-oh why are you back i thought you moved on this is all so sudden i i thought you were gone i don't mean to be rude to you but i thought you took my hint have you been here this whole time maybe i wasn't clear enough before so let me spell it out for you i'm sorry but no you've already told me everything everything i needed to hear but you have to go you'll never be thom yorke you'll never be the weeknd you'll never be kurt cobain you'll never be daniel johnston you're cursed with your lungs until the end of days you'll sing like this i hope it's coming soon i'm getting impatient when you finally do it'd better be worth it / hopefully i'm ready the time has come i'm getting a little sluggish now the clock is yelling and to my place i'm getting once again A C B D A A wonder how my good friend is doing today C B B B D A dismissing the urge to drift away do you know where you are maybe you don’t do you know who’s around maybe you don’t did you make a mistake maybe you did did you make a mistake a stupid stupid mistake wander alone wander alone wander alone wonder alone wander alone wander alone-lone you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright right did you forget your phone maybe you did all you all on your own maybe you are did you make a mistake maybe you did did you make a mistake a stupid stupid mistake is there a clock anywhere nothing in sight growling pain in your gut you’re not alright someone asks if you’re lost you say your fine now you’re stuck with your thoughts boy what a stupid faux pas wander alone wander alone wander alone wonder alone wander alone wander alone-lone you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright right why can’t they still have pay phones the dumbest man alive your mom is none the wiser you’re just too young to die you're just too young to die wander alone wander alone wander alone wonder alone wander alone wander alone-lone you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright you’ll be alright right wander alone wander alone wander wander alone wander excuse me can I use your phone for a second / maybe the right way to try all along was not to try at all it's different in the dark up here snuggle up and get inspired on my phone i'll get to you in a second my dear i just need a moment spent here all alone all alone all alone it's different in the dark it's different in the dark all alone all alone it's different in the dark it's different in the dark it's different and it's warm up here i can make him get up i can make him walk around sometimes the camera's in third person i have to press E to interact i'm a will-o'-the-wisp i'm a pixel on a screen of other people i'm a desert island in the ocean in the sea with loads of fish to talk to htiw aes eht ni naeco eht ni dnalsi tresed a m'i / try to exercise some restraint you're aware of the consequences sun in my eyes man sun in my eyes tape your mouth shut pretty boy just smile and wave smile and wave you'll make it out alive if you behave smile and wave smile and wave and stop acting so fucking depraved rate your music is a wonderful place where we criticize each other's music taste it's an understanding place where we're all friends unless your playlist contains any of the following artists on this attached text document there's a point in time in someone's journey where you think more like bert and less like ernie it's a rite of passage that's sacred as hell and it involves neutral milk hotel in the aeroplane over the sea means so very much to me that painted chick with a drum on her head did more for me than my parents did hell i converted to christianity too 'cause of the line jesus christ i love you that blend of indie folk and rock sharpens your mind and hardens your cock it would take me years to even come close to NMH's masterful prose i'm so glad that my taste has matured and you might be wondering what about yours so come on down rate your music is a wonderful place where we criticize each other's music taste it's an understanding place where we're all friends unless your playlist contains any of the following artists on this attached text document through the colors and the threaded sequins there’s an under the table handful of frequents it’s four or five guys lined up in the ceiling with a grid of switches to decide our feelings ever wonder why things seem to look simpler why we never see the losers and only the winners they target our minds but i have inexplicably escaped the vice-grip brainwaves they put in our juice i did i don’t think that you understand what i mean there’s obviously something behind the scenes behind closed doors and above our cries all the oligarchs are clinking their glasses to our demise / oh well i guess it didn't go like i thought it's natural enough to be underground and lying motionless hi worms the soil's getting comfier i think i could get used to this i think i have to i think i have to / inspect every aspect identify the nearest source to purchase every item that he has graft onto youself some look-alike skin you can buy all the equipment you can buy you won't become him but i know you'll try as you weave your new hair you fantasize stare at your human father with sparkling eyes / the great absence is upon me and i'm a honeybee maybe fate'll frown and cut me 'cause i'm not collecting honey where will i go will i even enjoy myself what will i do will i even come back home / get outta my way just listened to jack stauber and i'm feeling great my mind's on overdrive i gotta exercise my brain got to satisfy my urges 'fore i go completely insane i gotta pump out some ideas need some million buck ideas oh i wanna do everything oh i wanna do everything i open google how do you do everything and nothing at the same time god created man and woman god created man and woman god created them in his lab in an erlenmeyer flask with a flat wide bottom and three markings on the neck on the left he put them in the oven and they came out just right man and woman man and woman and monster / in my world in my world in my world in my world in my world instead of one president we can have two so they can tell each other what to do and they don't have to bother us anymore anymore anymore / so you're what like you're stupid or something 'cause i’m a dumbass what i’m a stupid little dummy okay yeah i am so incompetent it isn’t even funny i’m a dumbass what i’m a dolt and i’m proud people call me intelligent and i laugh out loud god damn ‘cause i’m a smartie what i’m a brainy little scholar scholar i’m gifted and i’m crafty and i’m just plain baller i’m a smartie i’m a nerdy little brat brat you give me a problem i solve it just like that damn avoid eye contact keep to yourself look busy at every moment keep conversations short i wanna be an npc no time to socialize i wanna be an npc no time to socialize just a texture no real eyes you have one new messages i do not remember a single word of the verse i pushed it out of my mind because it was so cringe saw beta theta talent line said i'll take a whack but then i just didn't try and the song sucked ass it's the ball keeps rolling rolling ball keeps rolling it's the ball keeps rolling rolling ball keeps rolling and crumbles everything beneath it beep hey ben i listened to your song it sucked and you know what else i think you stink i think you're ugly i think you're a no good yellow bellied hipster moron who will contribute nothing to the world go suck a lemon you trifling coward give that hair to someone who deserves it catch you later bitch idiot / sorry i went outside i saw a sky i saw my house i saw a bug i did not see the banana peel oops oops i fell over that's not you guys aren't even ready for this next verse because it's gonna be really crazy hold on one second oh yeah that's right i forgot i forgot the lyrics what the lyrics were for like a few seconds but but it's okay i'm sorry i'm just gonna do it i went inside i got a band-aid i fix my boo-boo i go to bed i sleep for 16 hours that was the instrumental sequence okay next next verse are you ready okay because here we go i don’t like eating foods i haven’t tried yet i don't think they look i i do i do think they look yucky my mommy gets mad at me because uh i only eat mcdonalds chicken nuggets and nerds candy but i don’t care because i’m still alive and i get to watch inanimate insanity i like the girls and girls like me probably i don’t like tally hall because girls like tally hall but the girls like tally hall so i will pretend to like it there's enough room in the song hold on there's enough room in the song for a final verse but i didn't have anything in mind so i'm just gonna say something until it's it seems like it'd a good place to leave off like now this is the end part of the song so you have to keep listening 'til it's over thank you why don't we all shut up why don't we all drop dead why can't we all switch our brains to off and play video games instead why don't we all give up why don't we all turn in why don't we all play the quiet game and in the end we'll see who wins why don't we all shut up why don't we all drop dead why can't we all switch our brains to off and play video games instead why don't we all give up why don't we all turn in why don't we all play the quiet game and in the end we'll see who wins sing it why don't we all shut up why don't we all drop dead why can't we all switch our brains to off and play video games instead why don't we all give up why don't we all turn in why don't we all play the quiet game and in the end we'll see who wins why don't we all shut up shut up why don't we all drop dead drop dead why can't we all switch our brains to off and play video games instead instead why don't we all give up give up why don't we all turn in turn in why don't we all play the quiet game and in the end we'll see who wins i'll start / you don't have a choice the window is shutting you better figure something out right now the window is shutting come on come on come on come on write something squeeze something out of your brain squeeze harder than phineas gage if you have to the window is shutting the window is shutting seeing a friend i hear it again when i heard it last i can't remember when but i know this shit their alarm just won't quit two low tones and two high and repeat for a bit have you left home and let it free to ring all day or are you dead again with no chance to wake in any case turn your alarm off turn your alarm off if i can hear it many others must too what's wrong with you turn your alarm off turn your alarm off don't you know i've got some writing to do / while i'm witnessing a ship crawling toward the horizon my vision lands upon what seems to be a meteor progressing through the sky townsfolk accumulate along the rocky shore pointing and watching the old astronomer sees through his monocular what appears to be a brilliant silver disk / we're not doing good it was bound to happen like this not the worst case but surely not the best case scenario at this point we just need a pyrrhic victory hey hey hey you did your best we all did i want you to know that that you did your best we all did you were our focal asset you were our superweapon they caught a blind spot we didn't do enough to keep you safe at this point all we can hope for is a pyrrhic victory hey hey hey you did your best we all did i want you to know that that you did your best we all did watching you die will never leave me those three loud gunshots will never leave me will never leave me will never leave me will never leave me you did your best we all did i want you to know that that you did your best we all did hey you did your best we all did i want you to know that that you did your best we all did i can't change chords yet so i wrote a song that is super duper easy to play just a simple switch from G to C any dope could pick that up pretty quick so this song is kinda like a practice song for me to play so i can get better every time i think if you compare every subsequent pause you would see i consistently improve my time UPlant UPlant UPlant i'm going to UPlant UPlant i'm gonna study at UPlant UPlant edwin plant university is a school in west virginia UPlant it's kinda near wheeling if you know where that is UPlant two hour drive from pittsburgh UPlant they have a really good linguistics program that's why UPlant i'm going to UPlant UPlant i'm gonna study at UPlant UPlant uh huh UPlant uh huh UPlant the university was named after edwin j. plant UPlant who discovered the plant UPlant in the year eighteen thirty-three A.D. UPlant everybody else thought plants were just a type of animal that got really shy UPlant around other people and didn’t move until nobody was looking UPlant the place has got a great alumni system too UPlant i heard cenk uygur went there actually UPlant i’m going to UPlant UPlant i’m gonna study at UPlant UPlant i’m going to UPlant / ben and kid sitting on the floor together looking at a toy ben and kid going to the playground looking for insects in the mulch ben and kid going to the creek together to find freshwater clams ben and kid watch a tv show together sitting on the couch how would that be the kid and me who is he or she that kid and me how would that be and is there a mommy ben and kid writing lots of songs together singing in the finished basement having lots of fun / all good things must come to an end all good things must come to an end be it a stone or a memory everything goes away at some speed all good things must come to an end like silence all good things must come to an end all good things must come to an end be it a stone or a memory everything goes away at some speed all good things must come to an end / threw some shit at the wall nothing stuck come nightfall i've tried love i've tried fear i tried the name of an event i saw i might finish that one actually but yeah i'm burned out all outta juice six songs in and i'm burned out all outta juice squandering the time i've got left / recently i've been plagued with the strangest recurring dream i wanted to tell y’all about it to see if you know what it means it has different beginnings but it always ends the same big show comes outta nowhere his song plays and he gives chase wearing a hood on his head he always catches up to me these dreams keep filling me with dread why is he doing this to me when he catches up he rubs something in my hair peanut butter fertilizer et cetera he doesn’t seem to care so long as it leaves me with my head coated in grime it feels like torture cause it happens all the time i need to stop this but i’m at a loss i don’t want to hurt him irl so no guns but i couldn’t possibly overpower him myself and i’ve got no idea who on earth i could call for help wearing a hood on his head he always catches up to me these dreams keep filling me with dread why is he doing this to me when he catches up he rubs something in my hair peanut butter fertilizer et cetera he doesn’t seem to care so long as it leaves me with my head covered in grime it feels like torture cause it happens all the time big show what gives i used to be a really big fan of you what do you have against me i still love you i just want you to stop so bad i don't even feel safe going to sleep anymore i just want it to end / the furries have won the furries have won the furries succeeded in a military coup d'état the US has fallen into a dictatorship the furries elected a leader to rule the land feathers the fox has come to the stand in a televised announcement feathers has the following to say we are the nation of furries and we're taking over town do not resist and we'll keep the transition painless we are the nation of furries and we're taking over town do not resist we have your best interests in mind the furries have won the furries have won the furries are marching and they're switching up the flag they made one that's like the US but with a paw in the canton the furries are marching they've got the country in a chokehold emperor feathers in a gaming chair of gold in a televised announcement feathers has the following to say we are the nation of furries and we're taking over town do not resist and we'll keep the transition painless we are the nation of furries and we're taking over town do not resist we have your best interests in mind that's right personally i don't like the furries that much / the worms arise picking on their broken patches and in the time it takes to bring a trolley of fruits to the dukes who wash their hands in the river of youth and hang up pictures of what they've never seen never seen but it's not a part of me anymore no it's not a part of me anymore it's not a part of me anymore anymore it's not a part of me anymore no it's not a part of me anymore it's not a part of me anymore anymore my village lies atop the crooked mountain where the villains hide and light their matches for christmas eve on the screen and i am stuck in the space between where i have been and where i have never seen never seen but it's not a part of me anymore no it's not a part of me anymore it's not a part of me anymore anymore it's not a part of me anymore no it's not a part of me anymore it's not a part of me anymore / in the year of twenty thirteen we drove to a gamestop and we purchased wii fit plus and we were eager to try it out and we did we played it every day and we got super thin we got super thin in twenty thirteen in the year of twenty fourteen we drove to the dave and busters and we purchased a bunch of tokens and we played at all the machines and you won the jackpot of two hundred thousand tickets you won the jackpot in twenty fourteen in the year of twenty fifteen we drove to the airport and we boarded a plane to france and i was eager to go to the Louvre but it was closed because of a bomb threat so we ate at a restaurant instead we went to france in twenty fifteen in the year of twenty sixteen i lost my favorite pokémon card my full art kyurem ex that i’d had since i was eight i was super bummed but then i saw it was like seven dollars on amazon i lost my ex in twenty sixteen in the year of twenty eighteen we drove to the movies and we saw avengers: endgame and we thought it was really good but my stomach didn’t agree with the movie theater popcorn we saw endgame in twenty eighteen / i’m gonna miss this room a great big deal it’s got an age-old unmatchable comfy feel and when i say goodbye to this room it’s gonna hurt for real when i say goodbye to this room it’s gonna hurt for real / you moron i played you like a saxophone i pulled the rug right out from under you you know why because i'm smart ‘cause he’s smart and you’re dumb and you’re dumb you should never have crossed me because i'm wise ‘cause he’s wise and you’re not no way look where being holy got you now look at me let’s say you have a milkshake and say I’ve got one too and I pull out my big-ass crazy straw that goes across the room and then i drink your milkshake i drink it up drink it up i drink it up drink it up i drink it up drink it up i drink your milkshake i drink it up drink it up i drink it up drink it up i drink it all up drink it up so don’t think you can outsmart me guess you should’ve read up on how oil works but knowing how dumb you are you probably can’t read because i'm smart ‘cause he’s smart and you’re dumb and you’re dumb you should never have crossed me because i'm wise ‘cause he’s wise and you’re not no way look where being holy got you now look at me let’s say you have a milkshake and say i’ve got one too and i pull out my big-ass crazy straw that goes across the room and then i drink your milkshake i drink it up drink it up i drink it up drink it up i drink it up drink it up i drink your milkshake i drink it up drink it up i drink it up drink it up i drink it all up drink it up so don’t think you can outsmart me eli you dumb bastard that's not fair i am not a dumb ow shut up / attention all mole crabs the boy with the shovel is here today if he picks you up keep your calm stay still and wait for him to let you go attention all mole crabs the boy with the shovel is here today if he picks you up keep your calm stay still and wait for him to let you go attention all mole crabs the boy with the shovel is here today if he picks you up keep your calm stay still and wait for him to let you go can't even count this one in / my name is ed and i don’t want to go to bed it’s past midnight but i’m not tired yet i’m twenty-seven and live on my own when i go to sleep is my choice alone ed ed ed you get to bed no you get to bed this minute no ed ed you get to bed no you get to bed this minute shut up my name is ed and i don’t feel like going to bed i’ll ignore the time sleep when i’m tired instead i don’t need to get up early so gimme a break i’ve already decided to stay awake ed ed ed you get to bed no you get to bed this minute no ed ed ed you get to bed no you get to bed this minute shut up / the windswept zachariah tree gives a flower to you and one to me your flower is pink and mine is blue i like mine do you like yours too the man named leopold told us why the rainbow appears in a sunny sky when the tears of a pegasus catch the light they turn into stars and take an arching flight / i see a job that looks cool i apply for the job i get hired i have too many jobs i see a job that looks cool i apply for the job i get hired i have too many jobs yo i like cheese and i like it the most it is the opposite of gross i have eaten it multiple times it helps me come up with my killer rhymes i consider cheese dislikers my opps beat up those foes like pop pop pop give cheese its due respect at least just never say i do not like cheese or else i'll murder you i'm not joking cheese can be yellow orange white or brown face me in a cheese battle and you're going down i just tell it like it is anyways here is the featured rapper on the track take it away easy cheese if i had to pick a favorite cheese i would choose cooper but truth is every cheese is super you can eat it with a fork or spoon and it's on the surface of the moon germany exported over five billion dollars of cheese two years ago and it makes me holler in joy to think of that much cheese and how many people it pleased my dream is to one day have a cheese that has been named after me benjamin cheese doesn't that sound nice i think so one step at a time you are without your cane make sure that you know where your foot will land one tick at a time you are without a bell at no one's mercy you've only got yourself to rely on or to blame either way the egg is on your face slip ups lead to shame from an objective point of view one step at a time one tick at a time you are without your cane you are without a bell make sure that you know at no one's mercy where your foot will land you've only got yourself one tick at a time one step at a time you are without a bell you are without your cane at no one's mercy make sure that you know you've only got yourself where your foot will land to rely on one step at a time one tick at a time or to blame you are without a cane you are without a bell either way the egg is on your face slip ups make sure that you know at no one's mercy lead to shame where your foot will land you've only got yourself from an objective point of view / goodbye my ct-four oh three you've been kind so very kind to me but now it's finally time for us to part ways thank you for making me happy with your funny sounds for all our days together oh yeah goodbye my casiotone i'm sorry that i have to leave you all alone but i'll be back again for thanksgiving break and i'm looking forward to the memories we'll continue to make together oh yeah oh yeah goodbye my ct-four oh three goodbye my ct-four oh three goodbye my ct-four oh three goodbye my ct-four oh three goodbye my ct-four oh three goodbye my ct-four oh three goodbye my ct-four oh three goodbye my ct-four oh three lovely rita oh wait i mean goodbye / you're not the one that i was looking for the elusive one escapes but i'm happy to be here sitting in the bush bumping the ambience yeah ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh / blink the next time you look at a turning wheel blink and turn your head it's night time the street lights they're candles on tv they're a muppet disco ball i've got an eye i am a filmmaker i can see myself eight feet away facing myself i am wes anderson stop walking it's too loud here nine o' clock check it out can you make what you see all level i'm on a mountain i am a filmmaker i can see myself sixteen feet away facing myself i am wes anderson i am a filmmaker my mind is a camera i am an expert artist my mind is a camera i am a filmmaker / bring my green cd with me to do laundry chill out here a loner while my roommates have people over i can hardly record these days even when i do i need a noise gate switch my clothes to the dryer enjoy the natural reverb but a group of friends are watching anchorman right next to me i can hardly record these days even when i do i need a noise gate i need a noise gate yeah yeah / i don’t get why i wouldn’t be allowed to be here i don’t see anything that says keep off the grass i just wanted a cool place to write and it’s nice outside there shouldn’t be a problem here right hey what are you doing i was just leaving / to write a song inherently is to steal and you might not even know who you stole it from but if you do try your best to avoid making it obvious 'cause you might end up looking like a hack to write a song is a beautiful thing to do you're finding something you can only find in you a diamond is someone else's rock that was swallowed up and adopted by the earth until it transformed in the year of twenty thirteen we drove to a gamestop and we purchased wii fit plus / what does it take i'm ready i've got a chisel and a hammer in my hand what do i need i've gotta know this i've got some money and a shopping list eyes locked on the door it could open at any time any time what if they're already here hiding taking videos of me i need to know when i need to run away run away what should i say i'm listening / i got a couple of keyboards a little guitar a harmonica a stylophone but i still want more that's right i want every instrument tonight yeah i want at least one of every single instrument tonight i love my casio keys they're all so fine i want every one from at-one to zt-ninety-nine that's right i want every instrument tonight yeah i want at least one of every single instrument tonight tell them boys he wants every instrument from percussion to woodwinds he wants every instrument from percussion to woodwinds he wants every instrument from percussion to woodwinds i got my sax from middle school i never returned i try not to be a consoomer but forever i yearn for earthly possessions that i can play and hey even john lennon had that steinway that's right i want every instrument tonight yeah i want at least one of every single instrument tonight don't get it twisted now i don't think i've fully illustrated my point i want literally every instrument that there is will or can be i want a didgeridoo i want a 12-string guitar i want a steel drum a snare drum a timpani i want an aztec death whistle a dolceola i want a quena a vibraslap a gong a lute an autoharp finger cymbals a bugle castanets a marxophone a hohner pianet an oboe a cuica an ondes martenot a kalimba a vibraphone a crwth a theremin a güiro a bullroarer a euphonium a kazoo a piganino a les paul a drawbar organ a rock with a hole in it that sounds cool if i hit it with a stick a wood ball that i filled with small grains and sealed shut two sticks of roughly the same size that i can hit together hell i want to make my own instrument i wanna take everything that i like about every instrument and combine them into an insane frankenstein's monster i want scientists to shudder in fear as they behold my invention you've heard of the one man band this is the one man orchestra hey where are you going come back what / dinner time has arrived actually it's kind of passed so what's my deal am i gonna have a meal or am i just gonna fast sorry mom but i'm just not hungry tonight i'm full and i feel alright i'd go out and get something but there's literally no void in my gut no i'm just not hungry tonight i'm full and i feel alright i'd go out and get something but there's literally no void in my gut nothing i can do i'm just not hungry tonight yay / i had a dream you two were ripped to pieces by some careless folk i'm glad you two are alright but i haven't got a lot of time the stench of those awful plants outside is fresh in my mind i've got to go to the right classroom this time this is what you do put your things together like a stupid quilt that's it now you've got it you're a regular johnny song / blue in the face blue in the eyes blue in the teeth blue in the tongue blue beneath my fingernails blue within my skull blue inside my spinal cord just blue overall blue in the hair blue in the lungs blue in the liver blue in the bones blue beneath my fingernails blue within my skull blue inside my spinal cord just blue overall my organs are blue my blood cells are blue my neurons are blue my stem cells are blue my atoms are blue my protons are blue my neutrons are blue if i had to guess i'd say the quarks are blue blue beneath my fingernails blue within my skull blue in both my ventricles blue within my balls blue beneath my fingernails blue within my skull blue inside my spinal cord just blue overall jesse pinkman is not blond his hair is brown not blond jesse pinkman is not blond and that is final jesse pinkman is not blond ‘cause if he’s blond then i am too because our hair is pretty much the same color and i am not blond and if you tell me that i’m blond i’ll do that nordic thing where i pulls your lungs out through your back while you’re still breathing jesse pinkman is not blond his hair is brown not blond jesse pinkman is not blond and that is final jesse pinkman is not blond his hair is brown not blond jesse pinkman is not blond and that is final / rock the ice rock the ice rock the ice rock the ice so that's what you think huh let's take it down to the rink yeah unless you wanna take your kid ass to putt-putt we'll throw it down in our skates and see what's what we're gonna rock the ice we're gonna rock the ice rock the ice rock the ice rock the ice we're gonna rock the ice rock the ice we're gonna rock the ice rock the ice we're gonna rock the ice rock the ice we're gonna rock the ice i’m a ghost and i live in the house up the road and i scare realtors out the realtors don’t like me and i feel the same about them they keep trying to kick me out but they can’t ‘cause i’m better and i own the house here’s my lawyer he’s correct his name is on the deed / homer and marge and lisa and bart and homer and marge and lisa and bart and homer and marge and lisa and bart and homer and marge and lisa and bart and homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper abe and mona and patty and selma homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper abe and mona and patty and selma homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper abe and mona and patty and selma homer and marge and lisa and maggie and snowball and santa claus' abe and mona and patty and mr. burns homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper abe and mona and patty and selma homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper abe and mona and patty and selma homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper abe and mona and patty and selma homer and marge and lisa and bart and maggie and snowball and santa claus' little helper abe and mona and patty and selma oh d'oh / it's night time now and everyone has come to the club to have some fun illegal drugs are being consumed and shared and nobody cares move your hands in the general direction of the atmosphere we're forming a party in here hooray we're forming a party tonight hooray we're forming a party tonight we're so young and adventurous too our boring lives are done and through we're finally free to take dangerous doses of ketamine move your hands in the general direction of the atmosphere we're forming a party in here hooray we're forming a party tonight hooray we're forming a party tonight hey wait a minute this isn't the club i guess i got even more wasted last night than i thought i did where the fuck am i hello / i've got a crazy teacher he's sick in the head keep the clear glasses gimme pink ones instead gonna fill up a scrapbook with cherries i picked toss out all the lame and just keep the cool shit went on a square once couldn't even ski i started crying it was just like a movie had to get my stuff off the ramp for tricks my knuckles started bleeding it was fucking sick i guess i'm disturbed with what i like but others do it too i'm sure i'm sure 'kay fell awkward against the side of the pool got gauze around my abdomen it looked really cool maybe it's the care that you receive when you're hurt maybe something else i can't say for sure but i guess i'm disturbed with what i like but others do it too i'm sure i'm sure / i'm injured won't you pick me up won't you give me a smooch i'm injured i need a cute nurse to make me feel all better feel all better again oh yeah to make me feel all better feel all better again i'm injured won't you pick me up won't you give me a hug i'm injured won't you hold me in your arms and tell me everything will be okay / she’s just tryin’ to look out for you she doesn’t want you to be alone and you don’t either you know unless you’re mistaken you’ve got to go attend game night with evelyn your future friends will be there who you’ll still talk to when you’re forty-eight when you’re there are people here for you you might know their name your mother’s just lookin’ out for you shouldn’t you do the same you’ve got to go attend game night with evelyn your future friends will be there who you’ll still talk to when you’re forty-eight when you're when you're / how many days do i have left nine how many songs do i have left aw shit i really forgotyou gotta believe me you gotta believe me i the deadline snuck up on me i was doing a lot of homework because i didn't do it in time oh shit no i don't like it when the deadline sneaks up on me because then i have to run around and do things quickly no i need it to be past a minute yesterday i had some velveeta mac-'n' or it wasn't mac-'n'-cheese velveeta chicken alfredo it wasn't very good i didn't like it it wasn't tasty i didn't it just wasn't great oh yeah my piano has been peaking a lot i think the batteries are crapping out or the speakers or something i think it's the speaker 'cause i tried putting fresh batteries in and it doesn't do anything thank you for listening i know this was pretty shit but um i had to get all of them 'cause if i don't then i fail / i am the pilot of a green truck it is a very awesome green truck when everybody sees my green truck they get jealous that i'm driving not them and when you see my green truck you will concede it's an esteemed truck and maybe if i really like you i might let you take a peek inside custom upholstery cutting edge technology my chariot of forest green goes everywhere with me i am the pilot of a green truck green truck it is a very awesome green truck green truck when everybody sees my green truck green truck they get jealous that i'm driving not them green truck / when the sun goes down the skaters come out when the sun goes down the skaters come out when the sun goes down the skaters come out the skaters come out to play when the sun goes down the skaters come out when the sun goes down the skaters come out when the sun goes down the skaters come out the skaters come out to play / the weeks have days the days have hours i have my hands my hands have fingers a problem has parts and some solutions solutions have parts and parts have parts this world is too complex this makes it good and bad the fact that there's no just good is good and it's also bad this world is too complex this makes it good and bad the fact that there's no just good is good and it's also bad 'cause it makes me sad / i faked my death i'm at my funeral nobody showed up this is fucked up how do i undie what is the plan from here i wasn't expecting that no one would show up where's my mom where's my sister where's joaquin and the boys we were tight man can't believe this wait a minute don't people work here this is a church what's going on / when i was seven i had a scary dream everyone i loved was dead only my mother was alive but she was evil and hated me she wanted to kill me i escaped and woke up my real mom loves me why did i have such a nasty dream i don't know but i never had it again / this song is called atlas by rex when i grow up my name will be ben i'll have brown hair blue eyes and white skin i just put my special effect i put my effects on mirror so like this when i grow up i'll have an iphone four i'll be able to do so much more silent movie when i grow up i'll always be loved maybe not by someone else but by my younger self one two three four / the fiftieth one that means it’s nigh to high time that i’ve said goodbye to this really neat challenge that i liked so i’m gonna take a hike but one thing before i do just wanted to give a little thank you to all the zany people on fawm who left comments from viewpoints that i couldn’t have gotten anywhere else actually there’s another thing i wanted to end on a really grand note so this is ben over and out and now for a super cool wall of sound whoa yeah bye i watched that disney channel i watched it fervently but i'm a het and a cis still so what did i miss i guess the woke didn't work on me they ask me what's my damage what about them don't i see i say sorry gays but not today 'cause the woke didn't work on me no the woke didn't work on me that's right i shop at target and i love it so i'm rainbow capitalism's best amigo but if i was asked to kiss a guy i'd say no thanks you wanna know why i have friends on discord on tumblr i don't watch sports on tv but ask me if i'm trans and i'll laugh in my hands 'cause the woke didn't work on me no the woke didn't work on me yeah the woke didn't work on me / i should do some things that i've never done i should try some things that i've never tried wait what if you die what if i die what if you die what if i die then no one will care about you anymore no one'll be required to care oh well that doesn't sound very good maybe i won't do that then hey i should join a club then i'll make some friends i can form some friendships that will never end wait what if you die what if i die what if you die what if i die then no one will care about you anymore no one'll be required to care oh that doesn't sound very good well maybe i won't do that then i'll just sit here at my computer doing like jack shit all day yeah i think i made the right decision i've got grapes i've got lots and lots of grapes i have so many that i'm willing to share so if you want some all you've got to do is ask it's true i've got grapes i've got lots and lots of grapes for you and me and anynody else who might want me to share my wealth of grapes with them i live in a vineyard in a little shack on the property and i've made a deal with the owner wherein i can work for rent instead of paying a dime and he also mentioned that i can have all the imperfect grapes that have dents and stuff so yeah i've got grapes i've got lots and lots of grapes vitis vinifera tart red sweet white but don't ask me for purple ones they don't grow here and i don't like them anyway vitis vinifera it's true i've got grapes i've got lots and lots of grapes vitis vinifera i have so many that i'm willing to share so if you want some all you've got to do is ask vitis vinifera i'll owe you my life my angel when you give me your arms i'll know who you are when i see you everybody knows it's true i can't wait to meet you i can't wait to meet you meet you it's a chemical i can't name it's magic on the earth in my mind's eye you're perfect i tear up at your thought i can't wait to meet you i can't wait to meet you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you / i flex my neck muscles and then they get sore in the morning it only makes me notice them more it's not a nervous thing i'm sure of it at least i don't think so i don't think so i don't think so i cross my arms a lot and then i look strange but i'm cold it only makes them notice me more it's not a defensive thing i'm sure of it at least i don't think so no i don't think so no i know so it's not a defensive thing i'm sure of it at least i don't think so no i don't think so i don't think so / i find a job that looks cool i apply for the job i get hired i have too many jobs i have too many jobs i have too many jobs i find a job that looks cool i have too many jobs i apply for the job i have too many jobs i get hired i have too many jobs i have too many jobs i have too many jobs i have too many jobs i have too many jobs i have i find a job that looks cool i apply for the job i get hired i have too many jobs i have too many jobs i have too many jobs / i dropped bombs on the wrong city i dropped a-bombs on the wrong city i must've put a typo when i sent it to the guy in charge of sending out the telegraph to all the navigators oh i screwed up i dropped bombs on the wrong city i dropped a-bombs on the wrong city i didn't know there was another town that had just that name it's not too far from the one i intended just a couple counties over oh i screwed up i screwed up i screwed up i screwed up i screwed up i screwed up i screwed up / against a background of sky my rotors fly along a concentric path and they don't know why the universe does not care who i am but neither do i i know my name and i know what i do i can't do anything that i don't want to the universe will see to it i don't move and i do not care that kid is back he's looking at me he's been doing that since twenty nineteen who made me did not grant me greater meaning he must know that too even if i were to spring alive and lift that boy away into the cloudless sky my cosmic duty wouldn't be fulfilled and surely he'd die i just am my white burns bright against the blue i just am i have one simple task one single thing to do i just am neither content nor displeased with what i'm put through he must know that too i just am i have no quirks no problems and no needs i just am i keep no hate or fear within me i just am i cannot process thought but i'm a bit confused i just am what does the kid see against a background of sky my rotors fly ylf srotor ym yks fo dnuorgkcab a tsniagaa / i had a dream you two were ripped to pieces by some careless folk i'm glad you two are alright but i haven't got a lot of time the stench of those awful plants outside is fresh in my mind i've got to go to the right number this time this is what you do put your things together like a stupid quilt that's it now you've got it you're a regular johnny song you can put your pencil down now you're all done if you ignore your own rules writing songs is so much fun / unassuming simple youngling sits there staring waiting for the sun purples pinking darkness sinking i'm here sitting join me if you want it screams open your arms for me i represent the safety of heat you all may rejoice you all may rejoice the winter's gone and i am here again no more crying no noises surviving brightness thriving all life paused and stunned heed its power iron and stone devoured surface scoured by the burning one it screams i am the finality i am the holy killer of beasts you all may rejoice you now may rejoice i rise as the almighty champion of light / she's just trying to look out for you she doesn't want you to be alone and you don't either you know unless you're mistaken you've got to go attend game night with evelyn your future friends will be there who you'll still talk to when you're forty-eight when you're there are people here for you you might know a name your mother's just looking out for you shouldn't you do the same you've got to go attend game night with evelyn your future friends will be there who you'll still talk to when you're forty-eight when you're when when you're four / the bensity index is at a record low whether that's due to them or me is up to interpretation i guess i knew my reflexes were slow but shouldn't this frog even try to jump out the boiling water or something i've got the flags in my hand i've got the choice to make my hands are quickly turning to stone so it's time to bite the bullet i think i see the trolley coming it's time to flip a switch it's time to go to battle but i was never much of a fighter you know something can't a wizard cast a spell on these rotten bones breathe some incantation of life that can bring me back from personlessness being dead is getting old i remember when i used to live back before that kid told me to shut the fuck up i've got the flags in my hand i've got the choice to make my hands are quickly turning to stone so it's time to bite the bullet i think i see the trolley coming it's time to flip a switch it's time to go to battle but i was never much of a fighter you know something / this song is called atlas by rex when i grow up my name will be ben i'll have brown hair blue eyes and white skin i just put my special effect i put my effects on mirror so like this when i grow up i'll have an iphone four i'll be able to do so much more silent movie when i grow up i'll always be loved maybe not by someone else but by my younger self ? one two three four it's no use i forgot the actual paper damn the lord i'm a grown adult yet i get dumber every day please take a seat while i pity myself for pay please take a seat while i pity myself for pay i discovered the loop button jack stauber jack stauber jack stauber jack i've done a lot of learning it's been a lot of fun hope i continue to grow and continue to learn thank you hello to those of you who once knew me forget who you knew that benjamin is dead though i keep my given name i have been newly christened as benjamin simpsonite son of homer two days ago i suffered a controlled near-death experience by listening to a cassette tape distributed by the homer simpson benefit club i was inches from the grasp of the dark nothing from which no living being can return but i was saved 'twas he homer our lord eater of donuts and wringer of his firstborn he showed me the true light and saved my soul i pledge my existence and undying gratitude to the nuclear man and to prove my worth i have taken it upon myself to record a separate tribute similar in lyrical content to the cassette tape that changed everything this is he perfect he the way odebook of simpson / i wanna take a picture with the simpson that i love so much every time i think about it i get such a heavenly rush oh yeah alright i'm driving over to springfield tonight and i'm gonna see if homer's free to snap a selfie with me with me now come on get up and dance / maggie lisa bart marge homer / through visions in my dreams i've been told homer's wife is ours it's okay for me to imagine loving her fantasizing about her slender body fitting sweetly with mine sweet with mine so much sweet with mine so much sweet with mine so much sweet with mine so much / uh-huh homer is god and he is good a benevolent man's in the neighborhood and he will guide you and tell you how great it is to be a simpsonite hey homer hey homer hey homer forever i will hold you in my heart hey homer hey homer hey homer forever i will hold you in my heart he strangled his son for our sins homer’s life is just epic wins as the man lives on today let us sing for him and pray oh homer homer we delight in thanking you for doing us right the simpsonites are here to say did you pray to homer today hey homer hey homer hey homer forever i will hold you in my heart hey homer hey homer hey homer forever i will hold you in my heart that’s what it is from the first church of simpson in moosic pa pastor benjamin simpsonite coming to you live producing fresh beats and rapping over them as well everybody say thank you to him and remember to thank homer every day more importantly for all he’s given you peace out / hello mother hello father here i lisa went to camp granada on tuesday she'll have fun on her sleepaway but i've never been without her for so long lisa'a gone away and her helicopter dad's so worried when you're back saturday we're gonna go get ice cream and i want you to tell me everything that happened lisa went to camp granada on tuesday it's only been a week but i feel so nauseous for letting her out of my grasp lisa'a gone away and her helicopter dad's so worried when you're back saturday we're gonna go get ice cream and i want you to tell me everything that happened lisa's gone away i want you to tell me everything that happened lisa's gone away i want you to tell me everything that happened lisa's gone away lisa went to camp granada on tuesday / homer homer i had a dream last night homer come to me he say simpsonite your work is done grab my hand and i'll take you away you may live amongst myself and my family in springfield oh my god i mean oh my homer obviously i obliged but then i woke up i was very upset at first but to know that this is in store for me later gets me so excited i can't wait i can't wait to die i'm so excited to meet everybody in springfield i can meet homer i can meet marge and maggie and bart and lisa i can see santa's little helper and snowball i can talk to grandpa abe i can get arrested by chief wiggum i can go to moe's tavern think of the possibilities just think think to be with lenny and carl in the power plant your own boss being mr. burns having the chance to brush shoulders with waylon smithers oh man oh mama krusty the clown on tv comic book guy selling me action figures if only i could share this ethereal experience with someone the simpsons oh wait i can if you join my church of simpsonites you too may experience springfield as seen on THE best show no contest in real life let that sink in think about that okay you in there getting bullied by nelson and being represented by lionel hutz are you fucking stupid join join right now or i will cry okay i'll cry for you 'cause you're gonna be missing out i want you to be there when i go to springfield 'cause you're my friend i think of you as my friend and i want you to be there 'cause it's gonna rock ow look at me dead in the fucking eyes and tell me you don't want to shake ned flanders' hand it can happen he'd probably do it he's nice hi diddly-ho neighborino so i'm really fucking getting pissed right now join my church of simpsonites don't stay awake for too long don't go to bed i'll make a cup of coffee for your head i'll get you up and going out of bed i dunno that was just something i was working on like a homer simpson song about coffee i dunno if that's really his thing but he does like he likes donuts donuts and coffee they usually go together i think just workshopping spitballing in front of you i just like a second set of eyes on whatever i'm doing like raisins come from grapes people come from apes i come from canada somebody's telling me hey that sucks or hey that's great keep going with that you know / hey it's ben just me normal ben not simpsonite or anything it really sucks but i am announcing that this album is done i dunno how long i wanted to make it originally i probably just wanted to keep on making it forever or something but yeah it's done i recently found out that um homer simpson is not real i mean finding this out it broke my heart uh i really spent so much time working on this album just to show him how much i love him but he's not real i don't know what the fuck i thought yeah i i feel as though i've let you all down by discontinuing work on this album but you know what it was still a lot of fun to make even if i no longer revere the yellow man who has betrayed me i'm just just thank you for listening regardless of all that has happened in this past few minutes yeah goodbye the end henry has an awesome watch he got it for six dollars it is made of plastic it has a familiar face on it it has a button you can press and it reads the time for you and this is what it says the xtc time is 5 pm a perfect time of day to make plans for nigel this is handy for henry because he can't read analog clocks and he can't read digital clocks either in fact henry just can't read poor kid but he doesn't need to know how to read to find out what time it is all he has to do is press that button the xtc time is 8 am get to know your morning face 'cause it's time to wake up frankly this is a bit of a smear campaign on my part henry actually can read he's just been showing off his stupid watch every chance that he gets i think he got jealous of my watch which is similar to his but i bought mine first mine's cooler anyway 'cause it's made of a matte plastic and it has thom yorke on it instead the radiohead time is 6 pm a perfect time to fucking float down the liffey i dunno let me look at you i have x-ray vision that we might meld into each other's aspic skin through us we boil down we are magnet bound that we might freeze forever and be for one thousand years you unlock a primal emotion you summon something within me you give me x-ray vision the world disappears when we are we i can't see i don't want to i can't move i don't want to i can't leave when i want you i can't be what is not you i can't see i don't want to i can't move i don't want to i can't leave when i want you i can't be what is not you i don't remember the layout of this room it could be 5 in the morning it doesn't even matter we are now animals society knows us no more i want to feel you everywhere i can i suggest a more apt revision you remove the junk within me you give me x-ray vision the world disappears when we are we i can't see i don't want to i can't move i don't want to i can't leave when i want you i can't be what is not you i can't see i don't want to i can't move i don't want to i can't leave when i want you i can't be what is not you if i wear a belt my pants won't fall down and if i charge my phone my phone won't be dead if i write a song i'll sing it aloud and if i never speak i will not be killed i always try my best to keep my hands to myself i always try my best to keep my hands to myself so keep your hands off me if i touch the wall i ride it with my shoulder and if i miss my mark i shrug and walk away if i write a song i hide it from my family and if my wilson dies then i am all alone i want to start to try to not be mean to myself i want to start to try to not be mean to myself so be nice to me i want to start to try to not be mean to myself i want to start to try to not be mean to myself i want to start to try to not be mean to myself i want to start to try to not be mean to myself so be nice to me jesse / uh oh here he comes thomas midgley jr. better hide all your unleaded gasoline uh oh here he comes thomas midgley jr. better show him your freon twelve yeah he's coming for your children gonna get their little lungs and damage their brains with toxic chemicals uh oh here he comes thomas midgley jr. better keep away from that polio watch out thomas thomas watch out thomas / shut up i know what i am i know what i am not i know what you are but not what you are not / turn the air off when i'm in my car i can sing as loud as i want in my car i can sing whatever i want and in my car i can sing a song about being my car i love my car this was already done by a british guy in nineteen seventy-nine but that was forty-five years ago there is an orange light that tells me to service engine soon i told my mom she told me to check the sticker so i did and it says that it expires in august of this year so that when that day comes i will go get it an oil change if you do not like this song that i am singing in my car about my car then you can go and shove it 'cause i know when it's finished you'll go and listen to tom's diner by suzanne vega and you'll go damn this is straight heat but you just like it because it was a hit you don't even care about me or my feelings or anything god you're so mean to me all the time just let me be happy you're always so pedantic and stuck-up or whatever word i was supposed to use there god just leave me alone / have you heard there's something in the lake i've gotten word it's coming towards the surface get the kids it's really really large yes it is it's like the size of a city bus everyone off the ice we're gonna take a look step away from the ice the counselors are coming holy hell you see those spikes along its back call for help get the army or some scientists that's a bad idea let's just leave it alone for now when they're here they'll tell us what to do kids step away from the ice we don't know what that is everyone off the ice we're going to call for assistance everyone off the ice we don't know what that is stay away from the ice we're going to call for help you hear that do you hear that it's singing along what the hell is this thing everyone off the ice we don't know what that is stay away from the ice we're going to call for assistance everyone off the ice we don't know what that is stay away from the ice we're going to call for help / jack stauber jack stauber i'm gonna give him all my money all my money whether he wants it or not and if he doesn't i'm gonna make sure he gets it anyway because i love him he changed my life without him who knows how long it would have taken me to have my creative awakening ow son of a bitch jack stauber i love you if you're listening to this don't when jack stauber dies i'll be close behind but i'll still be alive so you know gotta give money to someone so i'll give it to his next of kin maybe if he has any children someone's taking my money hopefully him no money for the government no money for the president only money for the guy who made peppermint that was my song called doesn't have a thank you for listening to my song robert pollard who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done the fired gun the race is on face down on the track sunburning my back i'm out i'm unresponsive down for the count already lost it two verse two chorus gonna write fifty more like this it's my grilled cheese one of my maladies i'm out i'm unresponsive down for the count already lost it i said i'm out i'm unrelost it down for the count already lost it / lights on volume down i don’t wanna blow my speakers out white car black road film star the headlining show is a hit on the radio white car black road film star gun it gun it gun it gun it white car black road film star / hello my name is louis the american way is hooey i'm gonna teach ya and teach your kids the way the world actually is m'kay can you deal they're gonna find out gay people are real this ray gun oh that's nothing please ignore that it's not important i'm queer it's a part of life it's a fact i'm queer it isn't part of an act i'm queer i won't say sorry or take back i'm just queer that's all you should need to hear okay fine you've found me out i am evil here's what this is really about gay people like baseball i'm being paid by baseball to make people gay so they like baseball that way more government money goes to baseball then when baseball gets more popular we're gonna conquer every damn country on the earth i'm queer it's a part of life it's a fact i'm queer it is not a part of an act i'm queer i won't say sorry or take back that i'm queer that's all you should need to hear i'm just queer specifically i can be placed on what is known as the aromantic and asexual spectrums they're their own separate things but i think i'm in both of them i haven't quite figured it out yet myself actually alrighty then let's get that memory erased for you huh / elvis' aspic dessert gave 'kay 'kay philly phil and lackawanna liz wanna be where the other person is phil wants to run away from the noise liz wants to check out the city boys the kids got it right the kids got it right lackawanna liz and philly phil long to switch with each other still they know it’s a trade off but it’s where their dad lived i've hardly done anything i had a bunch of free time and i spoiled it all sitting on my thumb i declare bankruptcy i'd like to take my things and leave but i can't do that i've used my blood to sign a contract with myself with myself with myself unbreakable unbreakable i had a bunch of ideas and i used them all i used them all might have to pull some tricks if i can't bolster the tracklist by sundown i've used my blood to sign a contract with myself with myself with myself unbreakable unbreakable / what i would wear as different teachers jim teacher good morning class i am jim teacher get ready to move your muscles it is time to exercise / packing my boxes i'm packing my boxes you can't stop me i'm packing my boxes i have enough boxes for everything here when i'm gone there will be no trace of me left i'm packing my boxes and then i'm gone for good any kind of negotiating tactic you can use on me will fail you can try guilt violence i dunno trading i guess bargaining would be the term it won't work on me i've set my mind i'm packing my boxes and then i'm gone for good i'm packing my boxes my boxes are almost all packed i'm packing my boxes and then i'm gone for good / wall of eyes mostly looking at me i'm dead drained sun-dried this well has been collected vespene exhausted i can't make it over two minutes anymore i can't see or think or talk anymore i'm gonna need to sleep for twelve fifteen twenty-four hours what was a distraction is now my greatest ordeal all day i spent all day and all day i spent all day doing all day and all day i spent all day and all day doing all day i spent all day and all day i spent all day doing all day and all day i spent all day doing all day i spent all day and all day doing spent all day i spent all day doing all day spent i doing day spent day spent day all i doing i i all day and all day and all day spent spent spent i doing day day spent day doing all i i spent day doing doing doing / it's okay you screwed up it happens it's okay you screwed up it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens now i've gotta put the pieces back together put the pieces back together now i've gotta put the pieces back together put the pieces back together you screwed up it happens please stop saying that it happens and it happens how much does it need to happen and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens and it happens / i tell people to kill themselves because it's funny i tell people to kill themselves because i don't think that they'll actually do it i tell people to kill themselves whenever they get me kind of annoyed or if it would be funny for me to act like i'm actually mad i tell people to kill themselves because just because i tell people to kill themselves because it's my method of communication i tell people to kill themselves because i'm socially inept i'm gonna keep telling people to kill themselves until someone tells me they don't like it / are you guys ready to sing the shower song i know i am one two three four i haven't showered in a while it's been at least an entire week sorry if you think that's nasty not showering doesn't seem to affect me a lot i just break out a little now it's time to shower shower shower like you really mean it shower shower shower 'til you clean it clean it shower shower shower like you really mean it shower shower shower 'til you clean it clean it make sure you properly clean everywhere sing the shower song and don't even care just make sure that if you shower with really hot water like i like to do make sure that you limit how long you're in the shower because that can hurt your skin / ben's train of thought may tenth twenty twenty four nine eleven pm a micronation of thirty donald trumps that live on a little tropical island they live off the land and talk to each other and live in perfect harmony this is an audio prompt not a visual prompt listen to the waves lap the shore as multiple donald trumps are speaking at once talking to each other about coconuts and crabsi've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch i've got an itch / i cannot turn the air off it's too hot in my dream last night guess who i saw in it atop a tall building it was you up there you cast a fishing line down and you said i'm about to save your life so you pulled me up and not a second later a torrential wave of water blasted across the sidewalk and blew right through where i was standing i said how did you know and you told me you had a vision in a dream and i said still how did you know it was real and you said in my dream last night guess who i saw in it atop a tall building it was you up there you cast a fishing line down you said i'm about to save your life / the sa-seven comes with things called super accompaniment they're like the rhythms that normally come with casio keyboards but they have some extra notes and things and are more complex this one is called computer there are no drums i added those as well as the bass i consider this one of the worst dumbest ideas that casio has ever made well there is one super accompaniment that's worse we can just ignore that one no don't / ready to head into the smoke playing card in my spokes if i die i'll know you were right but i really think that i won't blasting too much heaven as i give it a go i've gone through the ebb now it's time for the flow if i die now i die a hero / i'm not ready to drive i'm not ready to go on the road i'll need to practice for a little more time i don't feel like i'll know until i know i just got the wrong kind of inspired today i wanna make a movie i don't wanna sing anything thinking about angles shots and square aspect ratios i'm not feeling music i don't wanna make any of those but i'm not a filmmaker at least not yet i gotta go to college and learn then i'll probably be set i just got the wrong kind of inspired today i wanna make a movie i don't wanna sing anything drop the keys and get the camcorder out the bag now i just gotta find an actor light enough to drag / inside every electronic i own there is a camera pointing at me i know there's no way to prove it but they're on looking at me behind every mirror i go to there's a camera looking at me i do the trick with my finger to check and they see me doing the trick in new york city there's a wall of tvs that has everyone in the world i know i'm on there and i know when people are looking at me sometimes i forget sometimes i don't care inside every electronic i own there is a camera pointing at me i know there's no way to prove it but they're on looking at me behind every mirror i go to there's a camera looking at me i do the trick with my finger to check and they see me doing the trick / start from here it can’t just be nothing it has to have substance there aren’t songs about vegetables there aren’t songs about muffins and chips there aren’t songs about drawing there aren’t songs about water there aren’t songs about honey there aren’t songs about a furry coup d’etat songs have to be serious and about important things songs can’t be stupid or funny there aren’t songs about santa claus there aren’t songs about onions there aren’t songs about video games there isn’t an entire album worshipping homer simpson there aren’t songs about cartoons there aren’t songs about dancing monsters there’s only songs about being horny or about being sad and lonely songs have to be serious and about important things songs can’t be stupid or funny and if they can be that’s not what i want to make respect my wishes / can you actually go ahead and skip this one thanks i do feel like a clown tryna copy the johns but i can't help it i wanna get it on it won't be the same because i don't have any kids but i have an idea for how to fix this where's my sex i know i'm owed some where's my sex i know i'm loathsome but where's my sex i wanna try it where's my sex i'm here to claim my one free fuck the government told me i'd be in luck that there's a welfare program for aces and grays where they'd be allowed to have a shag one day i wanted to see if i could get what i'm due so i can finally know if i'm green or yellow and blue right now i'm confused, is it weak libido or will it just never be a part of my life where's my sex i know i'm owed some where's my sex i know i'm loathsome but where's my sex i wanna try it where's my sex come on where's my sex i know i'm owed some where's my sex i know i'm loathsome but where's my sex sorry i wanna try it where's my sex dude what's wrong with you gimme and i'm gone the lucky boys and the lucky girls kissing each other and dancing the lucky boy in the corner is looking at his smartphone i want to be unlucky i want to be unlucky the unlucky boys and the unlucky girls are on their computers all day the unlucky ones at conventions all singing their favorite songs i want to be lucky i want to be unlucky i want to be lucky i want to be unlucky / people are less inclined to listen when you’re being passive aggressive spitting acid at random people and saying they don’t qualify as a human being aren’t the facts enough aren’t the facts enough aren’t the facts enough aren’t the facts enough you don’t have to make up shit about people or sling insults or call people worthless just deliver the facts and the figures if that doesn’t work then they cannot be convinced aren’t the facts enough aren’t the facts enough aren’t the facts enough aren’t the facts enough thousands of people are dead entire cities are leveled dying words written on walls smiling idf soldiers arieh king on twitter you don’t have to dig deep for shit just show a fucking picture instead of being a dick / through all of our groans and all of our cries let us not forget each other and never neglect the starriest skies above all our summer camp nights o resica with dense forestry and rushing white river below you remember me there as i plant a tree in honor of resica falls we’ll all bow in honor of old tom the toad as we think of good gags to do at colors admire the arrow clock alongside the road and buy loads of sweets from the trading post o resica with dense forestry and rushing white river below you remember me there as i plant a tree in honor of resica falls in honor of resica falls gonna do this so i could prove to you that i'm not worthless am i really a sheep in the ocean or a fish who has fluffy white scales am i really a sheep in the desert is there really a field full of sheep somewhere a colorful crystal in the rough does not feel like much of a gem am i really a star in an asteroid field or have i only ever been myself far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me he who cowers and covers his eyes has no right to say that he looked he who never turns around doesn't know what is behind life wasn't mean to be lived this way walking around with nothing to say there are no dumbwaiters in the real world walk on the grass it doesn't hurt far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me far as the eye can see there's nobody quite like me / i'm a real doll going to the store and i open and shut my eyes by myself and i've got a speech box with over fifteen phrases i run on six triple-As and my posable animatronic parts move so fluidly and realistically i trip through my work in front of these chumps the rufus wainwrights of the world all lookin my way as i flip them off their liquid voices get me pissed i bet everything they want comes down to them on a cloud i'm made of an organized structure of cells and i grow and develop and i have evolved to maintain homeostasis i spend energy and i respond to stimuli so why the hell do i every so often do something non-standard i trip through my work in front of these chumps the rufus wainwrights of the world all lookin my way as i flip them off their sexy haircuts get me pissed because i know not even a second of their lives now two three four five six seven eight one two three four five six seven eight nine / the great absence is upon me and i'm a honeybee maybe fate'll frown and cut me 'cause i'm not collecting honey where will i go will i even enjoy myself what will i do will i even come back home the great absence is behind me but i'm still busy maybe fate'll frown and cut me 'cause i don't really want money where will i go will i even enjoy myself what will i do will i even come back home the great unknown is beyond me poor little honeybee with nobody left to hug me i might drown before too long where will i go will i even enjoy myself what will i do will i even come back home where will i go what will i do will i even enjoy myself what will i do where will i go will i even come back home / i feel like you can tell where i put the bone and you can tell where it just happened to grow my lungs are filled with powder just slamming the window on my hand i can't pee with an empty bladder this is why i can't be in a band this is hacky and wrong i hate this song i see right through my own disguise my friends are going to LA but i said it myself i'm stuck in pennsylvania and i don't want any help i like what i make and i like the pace at which it comes i've just gotta fake that i've got these problems this is hacky and wrong i hate this song i see right through my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise i see all the seams my own disguise in my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise my own disguise / the look on their faces will be priceless oh the look on their faces will be priceless i'm laughing just to think about what they'll see i feel my last life falling deeper into me i'd get so high off their retrospective regret i'd better press record i feel the bony hand of death the look on their faces will be priceless oh the look on their faces will be priceless the look on their faces will be priceless oh the look on their faces will be priceless when the angered come in to scold me but i've been long dead they've broken down the door just to find my body against the wall spindles shooting from my skin halfway fused to it just a gust knocks my teeth out my skin's like ash on a cigarette the look on their faces will be priceless the look on their faces will be priceless the look on their faces will be priceless oh the look on their faces will be priceless the look on their faces will be priceless / negative nancies assemble debbie downers arise we're not gonna stop no not 'til everybody cries negative nancies assemble debbie downers arise we're not gonna stop no not 'til everybody cries crying takes the sad out of you smiling keeps it in when everybody's vulnerable no one will win we're the voice for the resting bitches for the personal rain cloud possessors for the guys who saw office space and cried pessimist pollies together grumpy guses unite we're gonna make the world better by keeping frowns upright negative nancies assemble debbie downers arise we're not gonna stop no not 'til everybody cries / nine forty-nine am you fall down and collapse you don't wake up for two hours obviously you're ruined lying outside on the ground unconscious with collisions disabled cannonballs and bombs i don't hear and i don't see are exploding overhead poison pointed arrows i don't feel and i don't see are shooting through my chest i don't hear and i don't see so i guess it isn't happening to me i'm in a car wash sitting in the back seat rolling through all the stations i see the pound of the giant brushes lulled to sleep by the rhythmic rumble safe behind the window cannonballs and bombs i don't hear and i don't see are exploding overhead poison pointed arrows i don't feel and i don't see are shooting through my chest i don't feel and i don't see so i guess it isn't happening to me / nobody can hurt me i bear no scars i can sense hurting but i can't tell you where they are i'm at the center of a wheel i never touch the ground so i never have to feel but it turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn said the serf to the noble i haven't enough the nobleman chuckled he said you think you have it rough i'm at the center of a wheel i never touch the ground so i never have to feel but it turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn if just for a second i'd like the wheel to stop its spinning but i'm a shark who's got to keep on swimming i'm at the center of a wheel and i'm aware that that's the case i've got the resources to heal / my skin will begin to lift my eyes will be coated in icing no anchors or holes in pockets adrenaline help me somebody help me my thumb is getting brittle my nose is getting blocked up i can't see and i can't think what's the matter babe i'm gonna be sick my thoughts will begin to whir into a dust devil my face will be coated in wax adrenaline help me somebody help me help me my hands are too oily my eyes are gluing shut there's no more green people left adrenaline help me somebody help me help me help me help me somebody help me help me help me help me help me help me help me sorry to bother you sorry to and i just it wasn't in first person i saw myself falling / i had a dream where i had a snail and i kept it in a cage the snail was so cute and i fed it well and i knew it loved me back i watched the snail and i loved it so much that i got another snail and the two snails became best friends and i watched them both all day sometimes i'd let them out of their cage and i'd let them crawl on me sometimes i wish that that dream was real but for now it just can't be / i finally caught one i caught a deer in my iron fetter trap i taught it to say i'm its favorite but now it's started trying to walk around and talk to the other nearby deer can you stop wriggling free hey can you stop wriggling free can you stop wriggling free can you please stop wriggling free ree don't look at me with such a sour expression on your face i want you to be happy and i would be so happy if you were happy with me instead of those other stupid things can you stop wriggling free hey can you stop wriggling free can you stop wriggling free can you please stop wriggling free why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go why do you want to go my name is ben in a house i am a musician from philadelphia pennsylvania this is my improvisational piece thank you so much for listening please thank you underground there's a house who's inside i don't know who it is let's knock and see knock knock who is in that house down there it's me that voice who is that oh it's a thing and he is talking to me the likes of which i've never seen but it's real i know what it is 'cause it's real i say aren't you a turtle and he says yes i ask him what he's doin' underground he says he can't tell me that accident why i said but he just looked at me and i was like fine you don't have to tell me if it's really that important that i don't know it's just mysterious is all bye turtle i hope that you'll tell me later 'cause i'm curious i'm curious thank you so much for listening to my improvisational piece if you are the owner of any like record label or other distribution art collective i would be very interested in talking to you thank you thank you / one two three four i just wrote a scientific paper based on everything i think i recall the sources cited are full of i thinks but nobody will care nobody will care / british prime ministers administering shots little green army men are sleeping in their cots mister macho's got to work let's see what you've got / pokey protect me pokey protect me pokey protect me from the evils overhead pokey protect me pokey protect me pokey protect me from the evils overhead pokey can hear me pokey can see me pokey protects me from the evils overhead pokey can hear me pokey can see me pokey protects me from the there's one over there look hello i'm evil i am a spirit i'm gonna get you with my evil laser eyes oh my god pokey pokey protect me pokey protect me please use your magic to protect me from that thing pokey pokey protect me pokey protect me pokey protect me from the evils overhead pokey pokey protect me pokey protect me / hey seek what's this fly camera failed to load hey seek what's this moth i think that's a toad i know this is a cricket can you say what kind no ben i cannot 'cause i can't get online dammit seek i love you even if you freeze you teach me about bugs and make me stare at trees / the zoo animals are fighting again i wanna tell my friends but i doubt they'll care they're arguing about playing pretend across the glass they don't know i'm here sorry to bother you i just thought this was funny / i've lost my creative prowess not to imply i had any to start with 'cause i didn't when i was fifteen everything i made was garbage now it's a different kind of garbage i want to derail myself and spiral down the mountainside until i break my skull open on the ground it's better to splurt out pathetically than fade away / i do not like halloween it freaks me out it makes me scream no i do not like halloween every eve on this cruel night i have to turn off all my lights so that no children come and give me frights minecraft steve mario creepy killer tv show if you were a sexy babe and asked for treats i'd still say no i do not like halloween it freaks me out it makes me scream no i do not like halloween boo did i get you we do this in the morning okay i haven't tried sleeping as a ghost before i'll try that when introduced to a book of rules like flirting with a girl and buying her jewels did i already know what i read or did i learn it from the book instead am i in a chinese room or do i speak chinese am i in a chinese room or do i speak chinese isn't the moon supposed to be over there isn't it freezing what's dripping from my hair am i so smart that i recognize the reasons that tears are coming out of my eyes shouldn't that door swing the other way why is the sky so clear today why am i in such a regular hell where i know what it is but i still can't tell if i'm in a chinese room or if i speak chinese am i in a chinese room or do i speak chinese / out in the yard with hammer in hand been studyin' the stars and stuff to figure out my cosmic demand i don't know what i'm doing here i wish that i was doing something else but the instructions were clear who would build this a pool for a bat isn't proven to need to exist who came up with this this must be some kind of sick joke at my expense but that's life isn't it you can't ever hope to make sense of whatever you get it's never what you expect you're thinking something logical and you're handed a pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats glenn and the guys they know where it's at they make the kind of bopping poppy new wave stuff that's cool for a cat 'course i don't want exactly the same just want some kids with discogs accounts to tell their buddies my name i don’t get it what about me being me makes it harder to get everybody else’s logic is sound but to justify this stupid pool for bats i’ve got to scramble around but that's life isn't it you can't ever hope to make sense of whatever you get it's never what you expect you're thinking something logical and you're handed a pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats pool for bats / everyone is disgusting full of black burnt sugar and hair closed off in a shell of clay i made my face into a sun i don’t see a monster in the unhappy wight i see a tragedy hidden from light we the underwater men we need our blankets to live we’re homo something else we don't know what landsmen do i’d never raid the mead hall i never would i promise i just need you to hug me so that i stop imagining it i don’t see a monster stepping the march i see a pity kicked into the dark i never would i promise i never would i promise / the weeks have days the days have hours i have my hands my hands have fingers a problem has parts and some solutions solutions have parts and parts have parts the world is too complex this makes it good and bad the fact that there's no just good is good and it's also bad the world is too complex this makes it good and bad the fact that there's no just good is good and it's also bad / i asked a computer to write a song for me about how everyone's mean to each other and that makes me angry but the song it made for me kinda stunk i decided to wait 'til they're better at that to try again i tried my luck with youtube tutorials next i started a seventeen part series that i haven't finished yet i i asked a computer to write a song for me about all the things in life that made me feel better or happy it told me that i like watching tv and that i like to watch snl and modern family it's so impressive i mean it wasn't right but look how well it guessed it i asked a computer to confess to my crush for me / i'm a dead fly on the wall at your party you'll get nary a whisper out of me i was never meant to be inside but i got here and i won't leave nobody knows that i'm here the same place that i got smashed by somebody who remained unaware of me as they killed me against the wall i'll go door to door at my own pace i'll go door to door at my own pace i'll go door to door at my own pace crashing on couches i'll go door to door at my own pace crashing on couches eavesdropping and inconsiderate eavesdropping and inconsiderate eavesdropping and inconsiderate eavesdropping and i've just gotta have a little role in your life whether you want me there or not i need to get high on the enigma that my delusion insists i have i'll go door to door at my own pace i'll go door to door at my own pace i'll go door to door at my own pace crashing on couches i'll go door to door at my own pace crashing on couches eavesdropping and inconsiderate eavesdropping and inconsiderate eavesdropping and inconsiderate eavesdropping and inconsiderate eavesdropping and inconsiderate / take your time i'll be here waiting keeping post the second you arrive i'll be there to greet you / on my commute i can think about anything run through unlimited scenarios in my head where i catch a bullet with my hand but when i’m held the door for and i try to talk i can’t it’s barely english but it means about the same thing the kinds of stuff you utter in a subway rat king but with my headphones on there’s no use in reaching me because when i am walking i have shed all my humanity we are ants from the second that we walk out the door ‘til we catch the elevator and we get to our floor we’re a mess and we’ve only got one goal in mind our eyes can’t see colors only dark and light we are ants from the second that we walk out the door ‘til we catch the elevator and we get to our floor we’re a mess and we’ve only got one goal in mind our eyes can’t see colors only dark and light i can lift a weight a couple hundred times my own size it’s easy when you can’t see it with your eyes they tell you that it’s there and that you’re doing really great so that the only part that’s feeling it is your brain i can’t function and i can’t see the world like i should i feel nothing when i feel dirt water or wood i walk fast ‘cause i care about efficiency less time walking is less time not being me we are ants from the second that we walk out the door ‘til we catch the elevator and we get to our floor we’re a mess and we’ve only got one goal in mind our eyes can’t see colors only dark and light we are ants from the second that we walk out the door ‘til we catch the elevator and we get to our floor we’re a mess and we’ve only got one goal in mind our eyes can’t see colors only dark and light we are ants from the second that we walk out the door ‘til we catch the elevator and we get to our floor we’re a mess and we’ve only got one goal in mind our eyes can’t see colors only dark and light we are ants from the second that we walk out the door ‘til we catch the elevator and we get to our floor i can’t function and i can’t see the world like i should i feel nothing when i feel dirt water or wood i walk fast ‘cause i care about efficiency less time walking is less time not being me i can lift a weight a couple on my commute i can think about anything run through unlimited scenarios in my head where i catch a bullet with my hand but when i’m held the door for and i try to talk i can’t it’s barely english but it means / i wonder if i'm gonna screw it up like 'cause i keep doing vocal takes but i dunno if it's well we'll find out if you do a thing do it where i put the cut right there if you do like a transition thing put the cut right there squirrelly blond boy tryna sidestep the mud he doesn't like the rain and he doesn't like the wind he's dressed in silk at six pm when the sun disappears behind the mountains he's fucked oh he's fucked he's fucked when the sun disappears he's fucked he's fucked oh he's fucked the world is kind to the kyphotic aryan boy he loves it and it loves him back he shivers and shakes like a wet deer in fright it's such a sad sight the rich prince who hides in the bathroom disconnected he watches them die he's scared of doing something without asking first he's dressed in silk at six pm when the first cool breeze of the evening kicks up he's fucked oh he's fucked he's fucked when the breeze kicks up he's fucked he's fucked oh he's fucked the world is kind to the kyphotic aryan boy he loves it and it loves him back he shivers and shakes like a wet deer in fright it's such a sad sight the rich prince who hides in the bathroom 'cause what if 'cause what if kyphotic aryan boy 'cause what if 'cause what if kyphotic aryan boy 'cause what if 'cause what if what the hell's going on out there blond hair blue eyes tryna speak with no prompt he doesn't like the rain and he doesn't like the wind he's dressed in silk at six pm when the sun disappears behind the mountains he's fucked / i don't draw my hand back when i place it on a stove i don't tread on water 'cause i think that i will float i don't have self-preservation instincts in the least so i hope you'll take extra care of me i don't i want to be your friend friend / i don't want money all alone in a clearing i was crying by myself then all of a sudden the sky opened up and a bright light came from heaven above jesus came down to me and she was a girl she comforted me and i fell in love and when i woke up i was so confused when i woke up i was so confused when i woke up i was so confused when i woke up i was so confused 'cause i thought that i didn't need it it always seemed so counterintuitive but the seeds of doubt have been planted it's not like i'm too old to change i guess i just wish that things were more cut and dry that i could make any sense of myself 'cause when i woke up i was so confused when i woke up i was so confused when i woke up i was so confused when i woke up i was so confused 'cause it offers no wisdom offers no message it's an absurdist aesop's tale it just blasts a case that was cold wide open and i'm left alone to figure it out jesus came down to me and she was a girl she comforted me and i fell in love / nadie se mueven por un breve tiempo ven un punto en el cielo grande bastante ser raro dentro de este momento me entienden dentro de este momento encajo aquí dentro de este momento estoy humano lo veo también / i threw up on thanksgiving and i turned evil i gained a thirst for blood i'm out for myself my teacher was right he told us in eight grade that everything you do you do for a selfish reason i was stolen from on christmas it was out of my hands you might look at me and see a charitable man but i'm still a sick boy getting sicker every day and everything i do i do for a selfish reason oh good god you could give it a try every once you say nothing i say how high magnets will stop working for an hour every light will turn off bass frequencies will double in volume planets will become invisible i threw up everyone at the club was getting so turnt so turnt everyone hit the quan and did other trendy dance moves i didnt get to go i had homework homework i didnt do it before it took me all night i cried everyone at the club was taking selfies and stuff everyone did the nae-nae the dab and the whip what fun i didnt get to go i had homework homework i didnt do it before and it took me all night i cried / i am a peanut butter jelly i am a tasty yummy sandwich i am delicious and nutritious please do not eat me i am the fat man i see the scrumptious treat i pick it up and take a bite yummy yummy in nineteen ninety-one agents from the bureau of alcohol tobacco and firearms posed as motorists who broke down near the property of randy weaver whom they wanted to arrest on charges of supplying white supremacist groups with illegal weapons after failing to appear for his trial six marshals were sent to scout weaver's property for a place to safely arrest him in order to gauge the reactions of the weavers' pet dogs to disturbances DUSM art broderick threw two rocks at the weaver residence that was a tasty sandwich now i'll look for another snack how about an ice cream cone that idea sounds really neat no dude you've got to stop eating it's becoming an unhealthy habit and if we're being honest you're getting a little tubby down there i think it's time to cut down on the snacks shut the fuck up and thus concludes the first part of the fat man's tragedy join us next time for another episode of thrilling escapades and to uncover the fat man's secret remember to like and subscribe and to hit the bell so that you don't end up fat and with no friends like the fat man you know you're gonna you little bitch do it bitch huh huh that's what i thought hit subscribe like a good little bitch you're our good subscription bitch now and you can't unsubscribe because you know you don't want to bitch / flowers and a plethora of endangered animals all in wait for you to come save them but you have to walk first and every step reminds you of the length even turning around you're not even halfway / there's a faded sign that's sitting at the side of the road and it says fifteen miles to the love shack yes i said the love shack there is still a love shack past that sign on the road if you go inside and take a look around you'll see that it's in disrepair and there is no one there no there is no one there except for you to be fair 'cause you hypothetically went to the love shack is a little old place where we can get together love shack baby / i can't play anything worth a damn i'm glad i'm just a square i can practice for a while but i can never remember what i practice i am truly a doomed man left for dead on a planet made for me my guitar is a thousand miles away and it hurts my hand my pianos are all childish and stupid i only know my triads i am truly a doomed man left unlightened and with a thousand questions i am unchangeable man left behind 'cause i think i don't know how to walk but i do but i do but i do but i do / i have forfeited full mobility of my favorite arm my right arm though not all gone little can effectively be done with my arm my right arm no party is responsible for my pitiable fate but me i played the stupid game fucked around and found out and my prize is plain to see i have forfeited full mobility of my favorite arm my right arm slow and weak like a sick sloth moves my feathery light arm my right arm i used to boast capability of motion in my favorite arm my right arm but that's a luxury now for my shamefully painfully tight arm my right arm i bear the brunt of the onus for what is a logical consequence i sit head in hands on the wretched throne at the end of a list of events i have forfeited full mobility of my favorite arm my right arm though not all gone little can effectively be done with my arm my right arm i have forfeited full mobility of my favorite arm my right arm slow and weak like a sick sloth moves my feathery light arm my right arm henry’s dad is the mayor of adventure town colorado this explains a few things about henry, not the least of which being his extreme wealth and bratty demeanor every march henry’s pappy scrapes a few thousand dollars off the top of the city’s funds and throws his boy a big parade henry loves to be at the center of the parade watching the townsfolk clap for him he feels like the president if one year’s party isn’t as good as last years henry will stomp on the floor and yell no no no for six hours until dad calms him down with a gold-plated plaque of one of his fictional crushes last year henry’s dad commissioned a ninety-foot-long chrono trigger balloon float and had all the bakers in adventure town bake henry a cake that was so big you could go inside a corridor and end up in a hollow room filled with candy i hear that this year henry’s dad paid the surviving members of cardiacs mark two to reunite and play all of on land and in the sea front to back you’ll just have to come visit and see what happens yourself i get tired quickly there's nothing wrong with me i just get tired quickly there's nothing wrong with me the time i have to myself is always wasted on enjoying the time i have to myself is always wasted on complaining that i get tired quickly there's nothing wrong with me i just get tired quickly there's nothing wrong with me santa got one of his toys to pull the sleigh in rudolph's place i cannot count i don't know my ABCs i just get tired easily / are you lost where is your mother i entered the fun house a long time ago it was okay at first but i in a matter of time had lost my way i'm a strapping young man with an endearing dry wit i was supposed to be capable don't step on me don't make me throw up don't step on me don't make me throw up i'm gonna throw up my training wheels were smashed off my bike with a ball peen while i was still on my bike down a hill i now careen towards a broken wood board with a snarl of old nails can you stop hurrying me along don't step on me don't make me throw up don't step on me don't make me throw up i'm gonna throw up don't step on me don't make me throw up don't step on me don't make me throw up i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up you should go out and find her it isn't safe for children to be wandering about by themselves who will be there to help you when you get in trouble there’s people talking here we should find a different locale i want no interruptions or unwelcome looks 'cause there is no world outside of you that i wanna be in people people just freak me out i want no lending of advice or celebrations 'cause there is no life outside of you / the sun lets me know that it's noon at least four conflicting times on the clock on my phone i see your face in a crowd on a road you sink in the heads and i try to take a step all the sound cuts off and i can't go back it's always got to be an unfulfilling end you knock on my door and i sneak you inside we hide in my room and i show you my things it seems pretty real when i'm in the moment you lean in real close and you start to whisper then all the sound cuts off and i can't go back it's always got to be an unfulfilling end all the sound cuts off and i can't go back it's always got to be an unfulfilling end / galloping over rivers the names of which i no longer know bearing my idiot grin that i never get tired to show in a world with a god we'd be saved by a lightning bolt taking them out but he's a while for this world and a river of blood would be too handy now steamers are nearer by day and it soon'll be time for the show they've got all the time in the world to get their sitting ducks in a row in a word with a god we'd be saved by a rainfall of sulfur and flames but they're a while for this world and they're piling the aspartame high on their plates we abandoned can only rely on the laws of succession to hold when all the forests of peace have been cleared to keep affluent men from the cold i love my land of the scab where a criminal jails all the pure the ratings are amazing kristallnacht has a real great ring the ratings are amazing blow them high in a world with a god we'd be saved by a lightning bolt taking them out but he's a while for this world and a river of blood would be too gracious now in a word with a god we'd be saved by a rainfall of sulfur and flames but they're a while for this world and they're piling the aspartame high on their plates the ratings are amazing the ratings are amazing / my mom turned into a tree she lives outside the elementary school when i walk by she gives reminders to me impersonally because she's a tree / two you were right to worry i am scared i don't know whether it's of or for you that i am scared but i'm not turning back not now you were right to worry i am disturbed i've got that going for me i suppose but i'm getting out my sewing kit anyway no i'm not turning back i'm not turning back no matter who tells me to even if it's me or if it's you / i'm about as polish as a rusted knife my only english trait is being too polite my only french is not to be repeated in your company and the only irish thing about me is the way i say goodbye i'm about as italian as a bowl of lo mein tell me something cherokee and i won't know what you're saying the only kind of czech i do i just to see if something's new and the only irish thing about me is the way i say goodbye i don't have a lick of red in my hair i don't have a fighting spirit and i'll never drink a beer but oh boy howdy you should see how i can disappear i don't have a lick of red in my hair i don't have a fighting spirit and i'll never drink a beer but oh boy howdy you should see how i can disappear i'm about as polish as a rusted knife my only english trait is being too polite my only french is not to be repeated in your company and the only irish thing about me is the way i say goodbye yeah the only irish thing about me is the way i say goodbye yeah the only irish thing about me is / is that a leaf or a birdy keeping still in the middle of the sidewalk making little nervous noises there isn't any point in freezing i'm the same one who told you you're everything to me i'm never gonna hurt you baby finch aren't you happy aren't you happier with me / if being afraid keeps you down be afraid baby if lacking confidence keeps you around never decide baby i really need you down here i really need you down here i really need you down here i want to dress your wounds and only kind of get it right / nice to meet you my name is not adam or tom my name's ben and it's never been anything else i'm anchored fast to this shriveling shell of a man i wish i could wish i was him but i can't i wish i could rip off my skin and he'd be inside but instead it would just be muscle and bones and i'd die hero mallard stay unchanged and i'll stay far away from you i can proudly say i've never done drugs in my life 'cause i don't want to not be me but i do but i don't i just wish that the guy in the mirror i see was exactly the same but that same was more pretty i wish i could rip off my skin and he'd be inside but instead it would just be muscle and bones and i'd die hero mallard stay unchanged and i'll stay far away from you / making lists of things and holding myself checking empty rooms and loathing myself i'm so dirty you're so clean i haven't done a thing you didn't see having eunuch dreams and laying on my side my drunk head imbibes greedily of your light you're so lovely i'm so mean i haven't done a thing you didn't see you're not in my loading zone do you think it's sexy when i waive my wellness is it endearing when i worry myself sick i'm so dirty you're so clean i haven't done a thing you didn't see / boy see girl girl see boy boy see angel girl pink girl hurt all over blue boy broken pink girl can't be mended blue boy don't want be two hug two hug two hug boy is smart boy got very brain girl is shy girl got spiny brain pink girl hurt all over blue boy fine pink girl can't be mended blue say fine two hug two hug two hug the world was not made for me the world was not made for you but we were made for each other