who tf does this joker think he is



wait no go back


hi!!! i'm ben. i like mike and ikes, i like drawing, i like singing, and i like you because you're looking at my website. (i don't sing too loud because i don't want to get caught)

please talk to me please, for the love of god oh my god PLEASE TALK TO ME

fast facts

name: ben. get creative with the rest

residence: an off-white room somewhere in lackawanna county

nature: evil

likes: bugs

dislikes: bad bugs

hipster meter: danger


favorites

color: browwn

song: the national anthem of the united states of america

shape: ◯

paintr: botero

key on the piano: the big one

pastime: talking about myself


benix time

please feel free to use this website's benix clock for any purposes. it displays, down to the hour, how old i am. (it doesn't update in real time, though, only when the page is loaded)





symptoms






only known picture of ben



here are some cool patterns. in putting these here, i assume that they carry no meaning and are just cool patterns.








where is this shiny ideal invincible automobile