alright who does this joker think he is



wait no go back


hi!!! i'm ben. i like mike and ikes, i like drawing, i like singing, and i like you because you're looking at my website. (i don't sing too loud because i don't want to get caught)

fast facts

legal name: john benjamin vaughan schuyler glenander

illegal name: jesus christ 134834956208479642985789364268529475786525083594 glenander

age: 20

residence: an off-white room somewhere in lackawanna county, pennsylvania

nature: evil

likes: bugs

dislikes: bad bugs

hipster meter: danger


favorites

color: browwn

song: the national anthem of the united states of america

shape: □

birthday: mine

key on the piano: the big one

pastime: talking about myself


frequently asked questions

what's wrong with you?
i don't know. that's part of the problem, honestly.

what the hell does this drawing mean?
nothing.

what's this song about?
it's about how much my life sucks.

you're not one of those pro-shippers, are you?
no. i hate all ships equally. if you ship characters together i think you're weird.

wow, you're REALLY attractive. are you single?
well thank you, but i'm taken.

what if i have a question that isn't one of these?
email me. lbhf4u@gmail.com. it can be about anything. just email me please i'm really lonely. it doesn't have to be important. please


benix time

please feel free to use this website's benix clock for any purposes. it displays, down to the hour, how old i am. (it doesn't update in real time, though, only when the page is loaded)





symptoms






only known picture of ben



yes, i've heard the speculations and accusations. am i gay? find out here.




direct all inquiries to lbhf4u@gmail.com.





where is this shiny ideal invincible automobile