OCs?!?!?!

that's right, even the very serious ben in a house, who you might never think would ever be caught posting about something as silly as "OCs", has in fact an entire collection of connected-work-of-fiction-less original characters of all sorts. here's the ones that i care about most.

for OCs used in Errol Warwick's comic strip They're On a School Bus, click here.

	Little Chloë full name: Christopher Joseph Glenander age: 7~8 pronouns: he/him date created: october 19, 2025 bio: i made him up for my wikipedia page and took a liking to him. orphaned earth pony. lived homeless before ben (me) found him and brought him inside. more details of his conditions can be found on the wikipedia page. took well to christianity, enjoying its laws of divinely-ordained governance and repentance. (the drawing of him is from the future, after he's been in the school for a while)
	Heidi Hideyhole full name: Heidi Hideyhole age: 49 pronouns: he/she date created: august 25, 2025 bio: outsider musician earth pony. made angsty loud music in his teens and twenties, but stopped as his mental health improved. lived with his mother until her death, now lives with his friend and ex-bandmate talcolm powder. gentle soul, but still mentally unstable now and again. still plays his guitar sometimes.
	Mr. Normal full name: Pekka Juho Normal age: late 20s pronouns: he/him date created: july 2, 2024 bio: sex-positive creature's husband. introvert born to finnish immigrant parents. goes by "PJ". met sex-positive creature at a speed dating event. lives with sex-positive creature in a nice studio apartment. surprisingly willing to go along with his partner's crazy kink stuff. wears just underwear around his home because he doesn't like wearing clothes that much (though he was partially inspired by sex-positive creature).
	Sex-Positive Creature full name: Espie C. Normal age: late 20s pronouns: it/he date created: july 2, 2024 bio: born without a name, parents unknown. started a blog during its college years (not that it went) called "sex-positive creature", and the friends it made online began calling it that (or "creature" / "SPC" for short, hence its legal name). wears that exact outfit pretty much everywhere, but it has a sundress if it wants to be fancy. the tail isn't real. doesn't seem to mind the cold. has just about every kink that doesn't require being in front of / interacting with people in public. yeah, that includes a bunch of problematic ones.
	Energy Guys date created: january 17, 2024 bio: initially drawn on a chemistry class worksheet. ENERGY GUY IS A CLOSED SPECIES. IF YOU DRAW AN ENERGY GUY I WILL BE SO MAD AT YOU.

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