For my sister, who isn't real- tabs

wait no go back
go way back
go all the way back

chinese room
G                    C        G
when introduced to a book of rules
                              C          G
like flirting with a girl and buying her jewels
                   C       G
did i already know what i read
   C                       D
or did i learn it from the book instead

C    G    Am      G
am i in a chinese room
C       G        D
or do i speak chinese

pool for bats
Bm E x2

Bm         E      D  F#m
who would build this
  A                    E         D       F#m
a pool for a bat isn't proven to need to exist
Bm        E        D  F#m
who came up with this
A                         E         D      F#m
this must be some kind of sick joke at my expense
B               E      D#m  F#
but that's life isn't it
C#m                          E           D#m  F#
you can't ever hope to make sense of whatever you get
B            E       D#m   F#
it's never what you expect
       C#m                            E             D#m      F# Badd9*
you're thinkin' something logical and you're handed a pool for bats

*add9 in vocal harmony

grendel
G    Am6       C
everyone is disgusting
          Bm         D          C
full of black burnt sugar and hair
G      Am6        C
closed off in a shell of clay
    Bm         D       C
i made my face into a sun

Bm             D                Am         C
i don't see a monster in the unhappy wight
Bm        D         Em         C
i see a tragedy hidden from light

MSG/BIBI
F Am A# Dm C F

computer
C             F               C           Cadd11
i asked a computer to write a song for me
C                    F                  Am                G F
about how everyone's mean to each other and that makes me angry

Dm        Em
it's so impressive
Dm                          Em               G       F
i mean, it wasn't right but look how well it guessed it

dead fly
Dm       A#           C
nobody knows that i'm here
     Gm/F                    Dm
the same place that i got smashed
              A#             C
by somebody who remained unaware of me
        Gm/F                    Dm
as they killed me against the wall

     Am         A#              Dm
i'll go door to door at my own pace
     Am         A#              Dm
i'll go door to door at my own pace
     Am         A#              Dm
i'll go door to door at my own pace
     Am         A#              D°   Dm
i'll go door to door at my own pace

     C7sus4              Dm
eavesdropping and inconsiderate
     C7sus4              Dm
eavesdropping and inconsiderate

lydian theme
Asus4 A x4
B Bsus2 x4

we are ants
A#m                                                F#
we are ants from the second that we walk out the door
                                                A#m
'til we catch the elevator and we get to our floor

(note: when first playing/strumming the F#, you can switch it to a F#m once as an accidental like i do in the song)

KAB
F#
squirrelly blond boy tryna sidestep the mud

he doesn't like the rain and he doesn't like the wind
     B
he's dressed in silk at six pm
         C#7                                     F#
when the sun disappears behind the mountains he's fucked

oh he's fucked
    B
he's fucked
                              F#
when the sun disappears he's fucked

he's fucked
       (the note F#)
oh he's fucked

    F#                                   C#
the world is kind to the kyphotic aryan boy
F#                            C#
he loves it and it loves him back
   F#
he shivers and shakes like a wet deer in fright
     F#m
it's such a sad sight
                                 C#
the rich prince who hides in the bathroom
                          F#
'cause what if, 'cause what if
                C#
kyphotic aryan boy
                          F#
'cause what if, 'cause what if

self-preservation instincts
F                Dm              Csus2         D#
i don't draw my hand back when i place it on a stove
F                 Dm            Csus2             D#
i don't tread on water 'cause i think that i will float
F                 Dm           Csus2            D#
i don't have self-preservation instincts in the least
                      F             A#
so i hope you'll take extra care of me

the incline
(the song is pitched up by 1 quarter-tone, the tab is how i originally played it)

Am             G
all alone in a clearing
F               C
i was crying by myself
Am                        G
then all of a sudden, the sky opened up
F                                     C
and a bright light came from heaven above
Am                         E
jesus came down to me, and she was a girl
    F                           G
she comforted me, and i fell in love

          C
and when i woke up
Am          F
i was so confused

un punto en el cielo
Gm         Gm/F  Cm         Dm    A#
dentro de este momento me entienden
Gm         Gm/F  Cm      Dm    A#
dentro de este momento encajo aqui
Gm         Gm/F  Cm          Fadd9/A   C
dentro de este momento estoy humano
   Cm7
lo veo tambien

everything i do i do for a selfish reason
  F#m      E       D
i threw up on thanksgiving
C#m          Bm
and now i'm evil
  F#m      E         D
i gained a thirst for blood
    C#m
i'm out for myself
   Bm
my teacher was right
   A       D         E
he told us in eighth grade
     F#m  E         D                              A
that everything you do you do for a selfish reason

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