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i love my website. it is in a constant state of change. It's a growing organism. next time you come around you might see something new! isn't that wonderful?

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breaking news guy turns into mouth, eats food breaking news woman throws ball into hoop, scores point breaking news local oaf is smart. what a dumbass breaking news new continent added breaking news scientist discovers his fridge is gone breaking news monkey launched into air, cause unknown breaking news serial lipstick licker at large still where tf is that guy breaking news journalist stuck in vending machine, help me breaking news woman takes tums for stomach pain, says she feels better breaking news no way breaking news mount st. helens disappears into thin air breaking news james corden loses 500 pounds, is now composed of antimatter breaking news man dyes at hair breaking news woman eats hair straightener breaking news big guy jumps long breaking news "mister munch" strikes again, big bites taken out of several buildings breaking news new diary recovered reveals nelson mandela really liked the aquabats breaking news guy who looks like patrick bateman is called patrick bateman, citizens worried breaking news door shuts, other opens breaking news woman leaps tall building in single bound, superman furious (ok thats all the news for now)