i am only going to list items that i own.
crossed out items are items that i no longer have.
| Instrument / Tool | When I got it | Debut | Notable appearance(s) |
| My voice | 2004 | [hidden track] | My Angel, Last Flowers, The Incline |
| Plaid comforter | Unknown, but a long time ago | job | Center of a Wheel |
| Stagg SW201 1/2N | Unknown | UPlant! | Bizarro, Ready to Drive |
| FL Studio Fruity Edition | c. 2014 | about a cheese | X-Ray Vision, There's Nobody Quite Like Me |
| BandLab | Fall 2019 | cave | the koel's favorite song |
| Korg Monotron Delay | June 2020 | Mr. King | I Live in the Ocean, Self-Preservation Instincts |
| Casio MT-240 | December 30 2020 | missing | Game Night with Evelyn, Flags, Simpsonata in E Major, an Original Piece |
| Sony M470 microcassette recorder | October 7 2021 | (no title) | Pollard Noster, Chinese Room |
| Casio PT-80 | December 2021 | (no title) | ed, the skaters |
| Casio CT-403 | ~December 2022 | pyrrhic victory | The Cryptid of Rococo Lake, MSG/BIBI |
| Limited Edition David Bowie Stylophone | ~December 2022 | will o' the wisp | N/A |
| ~December 2022 | Introduction to "He Perfect... ...He the Way: Odebook of Simpson" | N/A | |
| Turtle kalimba | ~April 2023 | An Island of Donald Trumps | N/A |
| Casio SA-7 | December 25, 2023 | Homeropexy (Feeling Like Homer), a Parody of "lobotomy (feelin' fine)" by Modest Mouse (Dylan) | Homer's Wife is Ours, an Original Piece, scientific paper |
| Casio SK-1 | December 26, 2023 | jackstauber2.wav | KAB, Self-Preservation Instincts |
| XSOUND M-280 Desktop Gooseneck Microphone | Late February, 2024 | Henry's Watch | N/A |
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